h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

T & Y: I did the very same thing when on the front page, for the very same reason.



Anyway... A question, is it me or are women nuts?

After much back an forth of messages, and jokes. She drops a hint about her mate twisting her arm to go out. I ask how do you get you out, the answer was "ask me."

Me: "Where would you like to go out?"
She: "anywhere really, maybe a beer garden on a nice sunny night ?
xx"
Me: "When it's suitable for you, would you go out with me please?" Gosh blimey ain't I polite?!
She: "yes of course i will, id love to meet you x"

So I ask her about the time and place, do I get an answer... Nope!

Women, they're all, ing ... and !

I did send a second message, asking if she'd like to speak on the phone, and she read it but no reply again. A friend said I should try a third time. I really don't see the point! What is the point of the games women play, besides to ing waste time?

In my experiance, it isn't just* women who can be.... like that... Though it has to be said, they're more likely to be, and more frequently behave as such

Well, the first woman, I got taling to, I recall using a phrase as we chatted, and I suppose it could be read as I was unsure if I fancied her or not. She, well she did come to meet me.

This second one, the 'fancy' factor never came into it. And the damn weird thing is, I wanted to message the first to seek permission! We've not spoken in ages, yet I'd still want to know if she was willing to have another go at being in each others company!

It's like the game is to see if they can get our attention, if so that's good enough?

Had one last night, got asked "Do you like me?" from somebody I thought we were forming a friendship. I skipped answering that one.

Another one I had to ask why she'd message me. Jeez she is cute, and not afraid to talk of babies. She want to be friends with me. Hmm, is this the kind of friends were we end up a couple? Sneeky them women!

Tis why I stick mainly to men these days... We're a lot simpler... say what we mean.... a lot more transparent... well... mostly

If that was the case, we would all be a bit more or less unsettled. Men hardly stick around unless they need to be...released. Once again, let us remember it isn't the appendage, but all the fuss and bother to play this game that no one exactly knows why we feel so compelled to do so.

Oh yes, now I recall why I wanted to post: to all those who might want to have a younger player, just do the simple test of subtraction: your age and their's less ten years.

I've been so frustrated myself. With men! They dont answer questions, they start off talking to you then suddenly clam up... Now, I tend to prefer to put my cards on the table. not all at once and not 'babies and wedding bells'... I test the water and eventually I come to a point where I say look, on this evidence and these conversations, I'd like to meet you for x an y, maybe more, do you fancy it? If not just say cos it's fine, I just hate playing guessing games where we're both guessing...

...Most guys run/change the subject. I wouldnt mind if they would just say 'Woah, too much, back off' or even 'eep! I cant handle this much openness, leave me alone' But when you ignore me, I just get angry!

None of us is ignoring you, sweetie. I, for one, have been extremely busy, escorts and stuff to the hospital, keeps me away from my terminal and I miss the wit.
I see you have set your playing field, I must look and see what you say
Williees are lovely, I've had one with me all my life. It's a great source of entertainment.

Sorry everybody, and one in particular, I'm on escorts all week. Not that sort, cheeky. Stuck out at the hospital, cuffs and stuff.
X n Y would be great, your call, how, where and when?

I think you'll find I'll let you know quite personally if I'm interested in anything in you personally. And I wasnt talking about people on here. I'm talking in terms of far more intimate situations where I've built up a rapport with someobody over a period of time...

Men... Never quite get the balance right, do they? Maybe it'ss because they have penises?

I must admit being in possession af a penis does unbalance the mind, as Michael Bentine said "God gave men brains and penis's, but only enough blood to run one at a time". Good job mine is so neglected, then, despite what anyone may think.

your brain or your penis?

I think you know it is both, Minx. Have to work now, keep getting told off for loafing on the computer.

Robyn.

Men have no brains the only brains as they don't know how too were us women grow up the men never grow up still mess around with there toys.

Well, I mean, I still play with my toys. And throw em out the pram sometimes, but at least I KNOW it's weird and fun that a 25 year old likes My Little Pony

I also understand that when something needs to be done right, it's not nagging when someone tries to help you do it more efficiently!

Ahem, and I get premodded . Oh well work to do.

*does a little victory dance*

sorry, I cant help but chuckle. They really dont trust you, do they Norti? Feel free to email me all your frustrated abuse for laughing at you, it must be REALLY annoying!

Hey, now you know how other people feel when you get all scorpio and secretive on them and lock things up and stuff Think of it as a voyage of discovery... LEARN!

Robyn

my dad when he was alive gave all my Dolls to the orphans when i turned 13 no thought to weather i'd like to keep them and give them to my children men have no brains at all and most them are just weird...

my brother for instance did the washing for me but instead of washing the cloths in washing machine he put them in the dryer with the washing liq and made a big mess for me to clean up His exscuse was he didn't know which was the washing machine and they both wash clothes, men

Robyn

you have problems ? with a o?

no no, i AM the weirdo

I'm just agreeing with you but suggesting I'm not entirely blameless. But yes, pointing out that, for instance, using SOMEONE'S brain when you dont knwo what you're doing rather than screwing up badly. Oh, and cleaning it up yourself when you do screw things up!

*tut*


What's up Norti?

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