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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9441

Researcher 815350

I don't mean try and bite it off, I mean if you're doing it, do it. And accidents happen, don't stop for a conversation about how "sorry." It's a contact sport after all? smiley - online2long



My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9442

Researcher 815350

Sorry missed post 9440:

>>> also i'm not telling his name to anyone <<<

OK, I'll bite, so to speak... My guess is: One eyed Jack!


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9443

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

I'm guessing 'Maureen'...


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9444

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - smiley


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9445

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

Or perhaps 'Alice'?


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9446

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - smiley nope, not even closesmiley - tongueout


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9447

Researcher 815350

"nope, not even close"

That's a funny name, bit on the small side?


> >> >>> >>>> smiley - run


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9448

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

You've called it 'nighthoover' haven't you? smiley - biggrinsmiley - rofl


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9449

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

Hahaha! Gotcha there Rev! you're boxin a little slow today arent ya!?


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9450

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

smiley - smileynope just plenty of diazapam and whiskeysmiley - tongueout


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9451

Researcher 815350

Rumpelstiltskin

smiley - tongueout


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9452

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

oooOOOOoOOO thats really close smiley - blush


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9453

A Super Furry Animal

I'd tell you what mine's called, but it's a bit of a mouthful.

RFsmiley - evilgrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9454

Moving On

Are you boasting or complaining?


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9455

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

The name is Brian smiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9456

Moving On

"He's a very naughty boy"



smiley - rofl


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9457

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

has been know to be smiley - blush


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9458

Researcher 815350

Why am I thinking of Brian the snail from The Magic Roundabout.


*Runs around in a swirl just like Dougal*


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9459

Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune

pffft! the wrongness is getting to surreal levels in here smiley - ok Well done!


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 9460

DJ_Bear

i don't like thinking of a penis and the magic roundabout at the same time
its scary!!
smiley - erm


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