h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It's not up to me

I'd quite like a tag-team of 'lebso' men haters to attack me this afternoon, so I'd not have to think, just be to an inch of my life.

Been a long time since I had friction burns down the shaft, and to be so knumb it may be 'her' 10th orgasim, but I cant feel a thing!

Just a thought whilst having a

hmm... sounds like my idea of not so much fun...


like, by now I'm BORED!


I've spent many an hour having a fantastic time, but one thing gets dull, and if he's not enjoying it, nor am I!

Hi all, was bored and going through the blog in here and thought I'd join in. I don't know about full on BDSM to be involved with (to watch sometimes it can be incredible!) but I wouldn't mind some general bondage with teasing and maybe a blindfold or gag involved.

Oh, and I'm only 18, but I've liked 'tie up games' since I was small. Only realised the significance of that in recent years.

morning


RJR

Is it? It's 4.16 here. If the next hours goes quickly I'll be happy.

*gets carried away with thoughts of being tied up en all that* err... forgot what I was going to say Sunny side up or sunny side down... no comment

Depends what the dom wants to do to you surely. Both ways up could be nasty or nice, but it's all good to me. 2legs, you're into this stuff right, is it as good as it looks? (not as *you* look obviously, that would we weird because I've never seen you. Or have I?...) *cue X-Files noises*

Tis better than I look... most things are well... yes... I like it anyhows But many many people wouldn't describe me as a 'normal average' kinda guy, so maybe I'm not the best person to be asking and, thinking about it, sunny side down most the time eep

well, it does depend what you mean, cos the sun shines out my a**e, so that'd be sunny side up in my case...

That brings a whole new meaning to the word "beaming"

Ooo looks like there might be some 'alfresco' 'on the cards' not done that in... ages

Once remarked that I'd tie somebody to a car roofrack and *do* things to them as a joke. She said she'd be diassapointed if it didn't happen.

Things you see on the M6 eh?

Well I'm not entirely sure what my ... friend has in mind for us... But hopefully not on the car roof rack

It's surprising how many women respond to an 'ad' that simply says; "Meet pin you to the car bonnet and you."

Have you ever tried to do it on a car? You keep bloody sliding off!

I've never even* done it in the back of a car Mind, there was the one time we... no

Back of a car eh! one of my fondest memorys back of a car and she was sooooable too, twenty I t'was, young not a blemish, she was twenty three and soooo flexible took the words right out of my mouth, could'ent speak at all, due in part to her tounge, playing tounge hockey with the little dangly thing at back of my gizzard but her hands, she could do so much with her hands tooo, ahhhh so fond a memory


RJR

Not as 'restrictive* as you may think, a car. In that your away from home and free to make any kind of noise, not tying to stuff a sock in your ladies mouth to curb the groans.

Back seat I have fond memories, best two times of my life in a car, one gentle loving on the back seat, obviously young and flexible and another one that did most of the 'work' and it felt like she was doing me, 'bout the only woman that could take the pace.

My last girlfriend, boring cow would never do it in a car. She'd feel free to have a play with once bits at lights, and do a few disgusting things which I care not mention.

Yeah, women, they just play with our bits like why? If we go for 'midnight finger' we get 'midnight slap' but I had a girlfriend that liked to hold my penis in bed. Not good if you needed a wee and wanted to get out of bed, had some grip that woman.

Literal Penis envy?

I like to hold/fondle but I'm gentle.

Only once in a car. I'm quite picky about making COMPLETELY sure we're not going to get a knock on the window! I cant relax and enjoy myself if I think we're going to get interrupted/into trouble. It was fun and messy and very bendy. Luckily he was big and strong enough to put me where he wanted me

On the beach somewhere quiet and secluded is nice, on a big rock though, not sand!!!!

In the woods on a ridiculously hot day, in the shade by a stream after an invigorating swim in a freezing river!

heh, when did this become about sex instead of penises? Ooops!

'When did this come about sex rahter than peni'? about page two I think May I ask a question of you knowledgable people? Just say for example, this friend of mine right, well, he's in Email contact with someone, and both are in to the BDSM master/slave/ Dom/Sub thing right. Anyhow, this friend, right, he was asked by this potential Dom/Master weather he was 'smooth' all over, as it were... and if not would he well shave... right, and anyhow, this friend would want to know or like to know right, waht everyone would think 'smooth all over ' would entail in terms of shaving oneself... legs? chest? pubic hair we guess... ?