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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8761

swl

smiley - groan


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8762

airscotia-back by popular demand

It is early in the evening and my pun muscle is still flaccid. smiley - winkeye


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8763

zendevil


Better fiddle with it a bit then....

zdt


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8764

airscotia-back by popular demand

I've had it drummed into me not to do that......smiley - tongueout


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8765

zendevil


By someone who goes around blowing his own trumpet i bet!

zdt


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8766

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

My Missus has told me the most funnest facial expression thing she has ever saw, Was me trying to fit on a condom.............



RJR smiley - smiley


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8767

Joyika

Does anyone watch that Russel Brand on Telly- watt is he on about- watt is tromboning, Tea-bagging, Bag-piping. Is it a musical game? Can anyone educate me?

Wattaray Brosmiley - biggrin


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8768

airscotia-back by popular demand

Tea bagging is dipping your testicles in hot water and letting them infuse, Bag piping is a form of aural S&M practiced North of Watford, and boning a Trom (even a willing one), is still frowned upon everywhere except Tunbridge Wells,smiley - ok

Hope that helps.smiley - smiley


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8769

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - roflsmiley - run


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8770

Joyika

I thought Tea bagging was dropping your testicles into ssomething else, if you get my drift- but I am here to be educated as well as to educate!!!

Wattaraysmiley - smiley


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8771

Brown Eyed Girl

smiley - laugh Teabagging as far as I understand it is dipping ones testes into the oral orifice of another homo sapien. If it's an animal it's called something entirely different smiley - yikes


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Post 8772

airscotia-back by popular demand

Hellishly risky i'd have thought would be the name for that.smiley - erm


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8773

swl

Can I just point out a recently-discovered hazard associated with this practice?

I have just discovered how nice this is but, without going into details smiley - blush, it led to the anguished cry of "It's running up my nose!!!!"


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8774

airscotia-back by popular demand

Crabs?


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8775

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

smiley - yikessmiley - droolsmiley - ermsmiley - blushsmiley - run


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8776

zendevil


My bind is moggling.

What are people's thoughts on Tiger balm & the various sites of application?

zdt


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8777

airscotia-back by popular demand

Directions for the use of Tiger balm:


1)First, find your Tiger.

2)Ascertain that it is a tiger with swollen gonads, in need of Tiger balm.

3)Approach said Tiger, with balm cupped in tha palm of your hand, warming to body temperature,

4) Get eaten by Tiger.smiley - erm


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8778

Brown Eyed Girl

One of my young men calls me tiger. smiley - winkeye

Does anyone have views on polyamory?


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8779

airscotia-back by popular demand

I can sing the song, and PC Plum is my favourite character.smiley - ok


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8780

Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo)

Is it a breed of tropical bird?


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