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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 13, 2007
It is early in the evening and my pun muscle is still flaccid. 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Jan 13, 2007
Better fiddle with it a bit then....
zdt
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 13, 2007
I've had it drummed into me not to do that......
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Jan 13, 2007
By someone who goes around blowing his own trumpet i bet!
zdt
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Jan 14, 2007
My Missus has told me the most funnest facial expression thing she has ever saw, Was me trying to fit on a condom.............
RJR 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Joyika Posted Jan 23, 2007
Does anyone watch that Russel Brand on Telly- watt is he on about- watt is tromboning, Tea-bagging, Bag-piping. Is it a musical game? Can anyone educate me?
Wattaray Bro
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 23, 2007
Tea bagging is dipping your testicles in hot water and letting them infuse, Bag piping is a form of aural S&M practiced North of Watford, and boning a Trom (even a willing one), is still frowned upon everywhere except Tunbridge Wells,
Hope that helps.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 23, 2007
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Joyika Posted Jan 23, 2007
I thought Tea bagging was dropping your testicles into ssomething else, if you get my drift- but I am here to be educated as well as to educate!!!
Wattaray
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jan 23, 2007
Teabagging as far as I understand it is dipping ones testes into the oral orifice of another homo sapien. If it's an animal it's called something entirely different 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 23, 2007
Hellishly risky i'd have thought would be the name for that.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
swl Posted Jan 23, 2007
Can I just point out a recently-discovered hazard associated with this practice?
I have just discovered how nice this is but, without going into details 
, it led to the anguished cry of "It's running up my nose!!!!"
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 24, 2007
Crabs?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jan 24, 2007
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
zendevil Posted Jan 24, 2007
My bind is moggling.
What are people's thoughts on Tiger balm & the various sites of application?
zdt
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 24, 2007
Directions for the use of Tiger balm:
1)First, find your Tiger.
2)Ascertain that it is a tiger with swollen gonads, in need of Tiger balm.
3)Approach said Tiger, with balm cupped in tha palm of your hand, warming to body temperature,
4) Get eaten by Tiger.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jan 24, 2007
One of my young men calls me tiger.
Does anyone have views on polyamory?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 24, 2007
I can sing the song, and PC Plum is my favourite character.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Jan 24, 2007
Is it a breed of tropical bird?
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