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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
*Princess*of*Hearts* Posted Jan 9, 2007
No wonder she got a strop on... tut.. tut.. no woman like's to be compare with a Cd or any type cassette player 
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swl Posted Jan 9, 2007
I misread that 
If she'd got a strap on I might have died of fright.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
*Princess*of*Hearts* Posted Jan 9, 2007
s If she did wear one then he could listen to his cassette player then couldn't he 
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Tissue Posted Jan 9, 2007
How difficult it must have been with the old 78's. They only lasted a few minutes.
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 9, 2007
So did I
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*Princess*of*Hearts* Posted Jan 9, 2007
Hi airscostic
did you realy well well i didn't know you was like that
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 9, 2007
Only on a good night, it was often over before it began.
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Anoldgreymoonraker Free Tibet Posted Jan 10, 2007
Got a strange one for you or maybe it's happened to you but ,In my younger days I had a girlfriend who after she came would go unconcious and it frightened me silly the first time but, after about the third time got used to it n just finished the job off ,It was quite scary the first time
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
*Princess*of*Hearts* Posted Jan 10, 2007
She was prob bluffing you Anold to see what your reaction would be likes
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swl Posted Jan 10, 2007
Maybe she just fell asleep? 
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*Princess*of*Hearts* Posted Jan 10, 2007
Hi SWL
She prob pretended to make those strange noises to scare poor Anold
or like you said fell a sleep
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airscotia-back by popular demand Posted Jan 10, 2007
You know those little mewlings of passion?
Snoring mate
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*Princess*of*Hearts* Posted Jan 10, 2007
Thank god i don't snore or make my hubbs frightend
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
"le petit mort" the little death...
The Swedish 18th century poet Carl Michael Bellman described this in "glimmering Nymph" no 72 of "the Epistles of Fredman"
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A Super Furry Animal Posted Jan 10, 2007
>> "the Epistles of Fredman" <<
That wuz me. i wrote those.
RF
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You´re THAT old, RF?!?!?!?!
Not that I care, I prefer my meat young and fresh...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
A Super Furry Animal Posted Jan 10, 2007
Really? I thought you liked your meat well hung!
RF
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Brown Eyed Girl Posted Jan 10, 2007
Speaking of well hung meat...erm...does anyone have anything worth discussing or has it all been done?
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zendevil Posted Jan 11, 2007
It's never all been done!!!
*Tries desperately to think of a new topic....
zdt
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Anoldgreymoonraker Free Tibet Posted Jan 11, 2007
I got one but I'M desperatly trying to hide under lils carpet at the mo cause somebody def lit the blue paper in my house this morning 
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