h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've been making cinnamon and nutmeg shortbread. Mmm, it smells lovely

Would anyone give sexual favours for shortbread? Can I expect the girly to?

If she loves you, just a flash of the eyes will do the trick.

Having said that, shortbread would make a good post-coital snack.

Crumbs!!!!



zdt

Crumbs in bed are definitely a cool off

Shortbread will boost your energy between sessions.........oh yes, we all need a pick me up. Tell me how effective it is please.

Wattaray Bro-

Well, she enjoyed the biscuits. I gave her a heart shaped one, which she promptly broke into pieces before eating.

Merry christmas to all my penises

Keep biscuits by the bedside, if you hunger after sex.

......and a small handbrush under the bed to prevent crumb abrasions.

Or one of those natty little mini hoover things, which are actually cun(!)ningly disguised vibrators....

zdt

That's actually a rather suggestive smiley thing; or maybe i am just rather filthy...in which case i am on the right thread i reckon.

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zdt

having a lurk around yesterday I did see that someone out there found a way past the profanity filter a few days ago and posted the 4 letter word beginning with f ,well done that lady

Can't wait 'til thyursday Not only do I get a day off w*rk but I'm going to spend it with the girly.

>> (!)(!)(!) <<

Is that a new smiley for Eccentrica Gallumbits, the Triple-Breasted Whore of Eroticon VI?

RF

It could be, certainly

Then again, it could possibly be just wishful thinking I suppose

BEG went to a nightclub with her ladyfriend.

BEG and said ladyfriend made out in said nightclub.

The two were asked by many hideous men for a threesome.

Woo! BEG is getting some!

She had her hand on my neck, stroking it. It was incredible. First time we'd kissed more than just a peck on the lips as well.

Tell us about your first - something.

Went to a pub last night n met a youngl ady that wanted to get layewfd and she did from ciren

erm ......could we have a translation for that last post please

Snacks in bed - I enjoyed some dates stuffed with marzipan this morning. No crumbs, but a bit sticky.

I have a question.......do many men have trouble with 'shy' testicles! Have been seeing someone who's b*lls beat a hasty retreat whenever I go near them.....it's most disconcerting

I'm very gentle with them honest!!!

Arnold, while on an evening perambulation, decided to aquaint himself with a local hostelry, perchance to purchase some refreshment. While inbibing of said refreshment, he was suprised to happen upon a fellow follower of Bacchus, but of the opposite gender, and hailing from Cirencester in England.
Quite quickly he ascertained that this female, of an age inferior to his own, was in need of some fraternization of the sexual nature. The congress was made, but it was not specified if Arnold himself was the one making 'the beast with the two backs' with the aforementioned piece of pulchritude.

I hope that clears it up.

If not i recommend antibiotics and Dettol.