h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

.............that's cleared things up nicely (I think )

Sounds good to me too ,She is 35 yrs old and as she had missed her train home I as a gentleman offered her a bed at my house which at the end of the night she refused and went away with a married Japanese man.At the moment my ead really urts
should not mix drinks.

My wife got plastered last night on 2 glasses of fizzy wine n I think we had a good time

Feel like adding a bit more now
It was the first time I had gone out for a drink in about 2 yrs and I was very surprised to meet a young lady that new my village even ,then ,just about her second sentence was that she needed a good seeing to which surprised me .I did call home before offering her a bed and my wife did make up a bed for her which in the end she didn't use cause a married Japanese man offered to give her what she wantedI presume . I was helped back to my wife who had come to pick me up in the car no drunk driving by 2 very pretty young Japanese ladies who I'm sure would have made a fantastic threesome but I'm not that lucky.

I usually do most of my drinking at home to avoid DUI and I try to be a perfect english gentleman whenever I'm with young ladies cause that always works best

Who celebated New Year with a bit of penile jiggery-pokery then?

I bet 2 legs & Roymondo managed that! They are probably both still recovering.

No such luck here, though i did get to actually view one when the owner squealed for me in the shower. Turned out he just wanted me to fetch the towelling robe though....

zdt

Quite a few times actually The first time the kid has been away overnight in 3 months Still recovering.

I saw in the new year playing trivial pursuit.

Some might say fumbling around for a willy *IS* a trivial pursuit

TWISTER is one of the bestest games to play, nakkid

May I just clarify that, alas, I had a nookie-free 'festive' season, and I can't comment on La Legs.

I had a rather new year with my hubbs lets just say things did go b ang in the night

This 3some lark is cool if u can get it I guess, much by fun.

By the way, watt is the minumum time for a man to recharge his batteries after the event, before round 2. Ding ding. (if u see what i mean)

Wattaray Bro

Stick a cattle prod on it and find out

Ah, Bluesue, your feminine wiles never cease to astonish me!!!

zdt

from my personal experience...

Minimum : 2 minutes (healthy young lad in early twenties, well fed, not over-wined)
Maximum : 3 months (my grandad, not personal experience)
Average : 45 minutes (cut-out 5% of extreme answers)
Mean : 30 minutes

Sample size : 245 male between 15 and 45 (excluding gran'pa), diverse ethnicities, mostly gay, bi, or drunk enough...

What you feed said male subject within 12 hours before the experiment seems to influence the results. Apparently, sea food and chocolate shorten the recovery time, while excess of alcohol might remove any hope of second shot.

No human was harmed or injured in any way in this study.



note: the experiment is still running, I am currently still recruiting voluntary participants

C.L.

Crumbs, I don't think I've ever experienced anyone up for round two within an hour, let alone 30 minutes or 2 minutes .

Then again, the sample of men I'm referring to is probably not statistically significant! Certainly not compared to 245 . That's some work!!!

Mind you, I'm as likely to fall asleep afterwards these days as my husband is.... I'll put it down to contentedness .

I'm liable to fall asleep during or instead of these days.

On a similar theme, Mrs SWL tells me of the time when she was with a previous lover and he got angry with her for watching the tv over his shoulder (and laughing at the comedy programme).

I once got in trouble with a girl for getting up mid-stroke to turn a cassette tape over.

(In my defence, it was new (which she wasn't))

(Big Country - Steeltown, if anyone's interested)

>I once got in trouble with a girl for getting up mid-stroke to turn a cassette tape over.

I didn't know girls were fitted with them.

She got annoyed because you flipped the cassette over? Imagine her ire if you'd flipped her over