h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I think it's Polly Amore, and it's messy and highly illegal.

No, no, that's Polyfilla.

zdt

Is this Tiger balm like testosterone gel...........I know of a 70 yr old man who rubs it into himself + he says him + hois wife are all the better for it..........his BPs come down too + he's got more get up + go.

I may invest in this in my older days

Wattaray Bro

Ah no. Tiger Balm is for aching muscles. Contains stingy stuff like eucalyptus and wintergeen. I don't think it's recommended putting it anywhere near tender parts!

Did anyone just hear a door slam as 2legs headed for the chemist?

*Snigger* 'Tis why i posed the question, it is virtually identical in ingredients (vaseline, eucalyptus etc) to the stuff they sell at enormously inflated (!!!) prices as a sex aid; i reckon dear old Vick would do the job too.

Erm. Maybe Vick no longer wishes to get involved in this sort of thing?

zdt

on Polyamory: a choice you may make only after sosme serious work on yourself, and on understanding issues like "jealousy" and "selfless love".
In my opinion, this is a full time job, and not for the faint at heart.
Nothing to do with "swinging", but people often mistake the one for the other.


C.L.

Well, I currently sort of have 3 SOs, all of whom know about each other, and two of those have other partners, who I believe know about me and any other partners that they share. I don't get jealous, but I do get a little possessive, insofar as I like to know to whom I am connected.

One of my partners is a virgin and wants me to be his first, but I don't think I'm special enough, and even if I was, we havent known each other for nearly long enough for us to be discussing sex yet. Do you think that the first time should be special?

in my opinion, the "first time" is very often not so special in terms of "performance" (too much expectation is often getting in the way!), but emotionnaly important.
Having a partner with enough experience usually helps.


C.L.

the "first time" for me was very tramatic, just did'ent expect what I was in for...............

My first time wasn't really my first time - it was a couple of teenage mates mucking about, which then got a tad more serious, but didn't get full on. By the time I got round to doing the gay full-on thing I was in my mid twenties.

The first straight time was a shambles!

what? you mean you weren't a virgin when we met! thats it... I'm calling off the wedding

At the moment I'm getting more virginal by the day.

Well... you've only got yourself to blaime for that... I offered... a varied range of perverted debauched ideas for your scrutiny whilst I was there and each got turned down

My "First encounter with the Female" was very scary, scary indeed and i never got over it!

First encounter sexaully with a female (asides very young fumblings etc.,) I was not long turned 16 (I think), she was 24 or 23 Known her a while as we kept bumping into her in our at the time local pub and had often played pool etc., with her And was... rather good for a 'first time' we dated for about six months and I spent a lot of that time effectively 'living' in her flat (which was very nicely just next door to the afore mentioned pub)

Caught up with the blog ... haven't been thinking about sex very much recently, for some reason

Arnold, sometimes I lose consciousness ... sort of ... it's a floaty, on the ceiling (or sometimes in the stars) feeling, and my body goes completely floppy, like a rag doll. Immediately before it happens I have the definite sensation that I'm about to die. Le petit mort is a good phrase for it.

A swimming pool isn't very easy, unless you're skilled at doing it standing up and without any lubricant (chlorinated water isn't a very good lubricant).

In the woods, on a hill, in every room of our last house ... we've tried several times in the car, but it's so darned uncomfortable!

Mol

Thank you ,sure is scary being on the other side .So ta squeek

I've done it in a church a few times Well... there was no where else about... and the church wasn't being used of course

A Church? Shocking!

This will be my last post here for a while, and it's in the willy thread!

Laters peeps.