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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8821

blue eyed and tanned

hi quietn
i think it all
have certainly been own that route, best was oops monthend!!!


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8822

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

well its a tad messey but ok...............smiley - winkeye


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8823

Anoldgreymoonraker Free Tibet

Not into blood sports myself but , the last time I was asked to do something at that time of the year I did what I was asked to do .I mean a man cannot refuse a lady now can he smiley - blush


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8824

blue eyed and tanned

wot does the sex experts say on this , er ladies , do u like bludy ? sports ? i like to be lead !!! anold , u are so right , how can men refuse !!! it makes us stretch that damn skin !!! smiley - laugh


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8825

QuietNefertari

I really don't like sex when I am bleeding. I get all selfconscious and bothered about the mess.

QN


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8826

blue eyed and tanned

hi quiet , it depends on the individual, u right , point taking , but sometime u cant help it and maybe u should go with the flow , sorry no pun intended...smiley - tea


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8827

Joyika

the love juices help period pain i believe. ooooohhhhhh yeah.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8828

blue eyed and tanned

hi joyika ..wow thanks for that, will tell the missus, so there aint darn excuse not to do it everyday then, thanks once again , we can now proceed again to go have our goal achieved, which is to have sex 365 days in the year , we do it more, but our policy is not to skip a day !!! smiley - alesmiley - teasmiley - cakesmiley - chocsmiley - ok


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8829

Brown Eyed Girl

I know when I'm on, I have such incredibly awful pain (it's bad enough that it makes me cry, and my pain threshold is actually through the roof) that I feel completely unsexy. I'll put up with kisses and cuddles, but no more than that.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8830

blue eyed and tanned

hi beg , yeah loads of woman have that so very good point , altho would u do it cos it painfull of would u dop it cos u hungry for that and u have not had in days, if u have a headache is it the same or is it very different? sorry loads of questions there , but interesting topic , smiley - smiley


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Post 8831

Brown Eyed Girl

So much chatspeak! smiley - headhurts Having a headache is different - for one thing, I never get headaches as bad as my period pains, except for migraines, and when I get a migraine I can't stand to be touched, just have to lie down in a quiet darkened room until the codeine kicks in. Period pain, I get immense pain from the waist down, so that's probably one of the reasons it makes me feel so unsexy. The blood aspect probably doesn't squick me, I don't tend to think about it since at that time I don't want sex anyway.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8832

zendevil

I doubt that any man will ever realise just how astoundingly painful a really bad period can be. let's try an analogy: if you try & imagine your bowels being seized with massive spasms & cramps, like when you have food poisoning, multiplied by around 50%, i doubt very much you would be feeling at your sexiest.

But if it's a light period in terms of blood loss & not more painful than the odd cramp & a bit achey, it's quite possible to have a bonk. It's down to the considerate partner asking the woman how she feels about it really. One thing most women would really really appreciate at this time is if you massaged their lower back, maybe after running them a nice hot bath. Get into being tender & loving rather than just a rampant animal sometimes, i bet you'd find it a very nice experience too & if it did get you turned on, well, sex doesn't always have to involve full penetration stuff does it?smiley - winkeye

zdt


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8833

Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA!

My giddy aunt, Now than as i have gotten older and may i dare say a little wiser, the "Running a hot bath" Has got me everywhere, and may I suggest the "lower back" thingy should only be attempted with the use of a mink gloved handsmiley - winkeye and a bare partners back......smiley - winkeye and also may i suggest a change of direction too, start at the feet and work up smiley - winkeye go everywhere, except the bits you usually go to first and then some! the best sex toy is your mindsmiley - bubbly enjoysmiley - bubbly


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8834

Joyika

Dear BEG

If u get migraines, ask your GP to precibe you a tryptan (he'll know what it is)- can be taken by nasal spray / tablet/ injection if it's serious with vomiting+ kick in in a minute or so.

There is evidence (dubious I must say) to suggest sex is good for period pain, + sperm apparently is quite nutritious+!!!

Wattaraysmiley - smiley(I'm bringing sexy back)smiley - biggrinsmiley - bubbly


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Post 8835

zendevil


It's apparently orgasm that's the magic pain reliever, decongests the area & bungs some extra hormones into the system, so in theory a bit of DIY would work just as well.smiley - winkeye

Mink gloves eh? tsk tsk, don't let the animal rights lot hear about this Rev!!!

zdt


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Post 8836

Brown Eyed Girl

I only get maybe two or three a year, not enough to take to my GP and I cope with them fine. The sperm thing...kinda not applicable in my case smiley - laugh Although my significant other (the main one) prefers male pronouns, he is in fact biologically female. Orgasms may be all very well and good but that whole area aches, and I don't think anyone else woudl like to get close enough to get whacked, and I certainly can't get in the mood when I'm like that. I can see why the rogasm thing works, cause muscles all sort of relax aftrerwards, don't they? But at the moment I'm fine with a week's no sex per month.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8837

airscotia-back by popular demand

..................And relax.


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8838

blue eyed and tanned

here's to allsmiley - cakesmiley - teasmiley - chocsmiley - alesmiley - bubblysmiley - oksmiley - run


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8839

2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side...

Dildo peeps smiley - blushsmiley - ermsmiley - weirdsmiley - handcuffssmiley - bruisedsmiley - puff I thought sex was ment to help you loose weight by burning calories? Well.... I'm so starving hungry after my weekend away I think a major calory intake session is in fast order smiley - hotdogsmiley - burgersmiley - cakesmiley - corncobsmiley - teasmiley - porkpiesmiley - ale


My penis and I - what do women think of penises?

Post 8840

blue eyed and tanned

ola 2legs thats exactly what sex is there for??? whoah smiley - run


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