h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well I'm not French but I have a French boyfriend, and with regards to the whole 'private time' business I have found him to be rather more open than I was previously used to... We used to have a combined bathroom and toilet and he was quite happy to pee and poo in front of me, which I have to admit I found rather disconcerting at first, as I came from more of a "keep the door closed" kind of environment. Now we have a seperate loo, but he still does it with the door open as the way the flat is configured, if you keep the door open you can carry on watching TV!!

I have to admit that I've rather got used to it now and will now pee with him in the same room, but I still have a problem for the other.

Me and mr hearts don't share a bathroom as i find the very thought,Gross

The only Time we do is when were have a bath.

We've only shared a bath once, and it was OK. The trouble is our bath isn't really big enough for us both to be comfy or have any fun .

I've had him come running into the bathroom while I'm having a bath, declare that he really needs a number two, and promptly sit down on the toilet and carry on. It doesn't bother me all that much, as I take the mickey out of him for any noises . And I've been known to do the same while he's having a shower (he doesn't like baths).

It's more fun when your have a shower you get to soap each other up.

ok so all of you folks have done it in the bath , thats nice very awkward though, i had a nice session in the bath , most of the water out of bath of course but yes soap and water and washing lover is absolutely gorgoues ,would you ladies not agree

oh yeah it's fab when your partner washes you

i like the idea of being caught at it a right turn on wouldn't you agree?

Do u mean whilst driving?

I went out for a meal + my mate got a nice experience from his wife, who wa under the table.........oooooooohhhhhhhh

I also know that this mate took the Aerosmith song literally +_ did have love in an elevator - it was in the lift of an NCP car park....

As for bathroom antics, they are ok too

Wattaray

Thanks for it prob wake me up...

I got caught once in swimming baths change room with this fit lad this was before i got married like anyway the stupid owner knew my dad and told him i went red in face just when dad told the owner he must be perv.

oh wow keep this thread going im getting very horny as we speak about this having to be be taking in all the various place one can only dream of .....did u guys really do it as u were saying ...nice ..... i have been around a few .....parks of the world , oceans of the world....18 different country we left our seeds and some of the seed of those country was tasted too ..... it sunday cant be very explicit so hear ans a after lunch mint

I think you've hit the nail on the head there, and no mistake.

I think being caught by a stranger oro is a right turn on

so are you feely? then go get a cold shower and cool down

hello princess ...no cold shower aint gona help ....sh.t we had a 3,5 hour session ...and im knackered,she out completely out ,you see wot you guys have done....must say the first time i ever did this one....went on top of our house's roof and did it there wow wow wow ......

Showers are, in my experiance, better over baths, for ... a location But I'm not a fan of baths for washing myself, prefering showering each day, so maybe that alters my view a bit anyhow I've not long been back from an 'intersting' weekend away, T'was very hard 'getting it up'.... after spending all of yesterday at a bneer festavil Mind, we did get a bit frisky again this morning in the kitchen whilst we were ment* to be doing breckfast... as I guess... one might say... as opposed to doing each ohter and my nipples are sore again... hmmm... I like clothes pegs

Even better if your caught in public toilets the other person gets a shock and you leave with a smile upon your face

did you real stay up that long s

oh u asking me if i stayed up that long princess of hearts , yes , not a problem , why ???

Just asking as some guys just brag that they got this and that when you with them it's a floppy ride downstairs

oh, ok, yes im sure guys would say that just to bed you , im not boasting and i dont need too , it not like that all the time though princess, there are days when im 'normal' and days when im lousy , then there days that , just blows me away , when i think back , and i can see and know but the missus , cos she is fit , but not as sporty as i am (high fitness level) , so yes i do get those days when im shocked to know is been bludy 3 hours and it still up how , i cant answer and how i have not split the beans , i dont know either, what were we talking about , i kind like you , princess , u talk bout stuff and makes me reflect thank you

I had a sore nipple but then I got my young lady to kiss it better

sorry... forgot myself there for a moment.... I'm bored... I might shave my pubic hair off just for something to do

How about have a wax it all off i did today it hurt like hell after wouldss

what you mean blue tanned i'm like you well i can't be like you as your a male and i'm a female have you ever waxed your downstairs ? cos men with hair is a real turn off only hairy chests are a turn on for me