h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

ok hello to all im alone this weekend missus gone to her mother until tommorrow afternoon , i need some action anyone on msn that gives a free freebee , er you guys know what i mean , anyone or hook me up so i can beem my scottie up please please please ,i dont believe i asked that ???

No Thanks Blueeye and Tanned.

Err, yeah, it's not really THAT kind of thread!

Just back from Egypt, where you can buy ANYTHING over the counter in the pharmacy. The bloke behind the counter was convinced we were looking for some Viagara, and kept offering us different packet sizes and prices . We kept telling him we only wanted some aspirin...

I'm drunk and just made out with my young lady in a bathroom while someone else was urinating. It was strange. What's the weirdest thing you've ever done while drunk?

The weirdest? TAking an important exam at University one time in teh afternoon after spending the previous night not sleeping and the morning before the exam as well drinking naa... musta done something more than that

I don't know about weirdest, but this has to count as stupidest...

I once flashed 90% of my for £20. To my work colleagues. And my boss was at the same table. As was my boyfriend.

And then on the way home shortly afterwards I threw up down the side of my boyfriend's car. Made a lovely pattern on the nice, clean, shiny black paintwork...

He was *not* a happy bunny the next day - especially as he's teetotal and could remember everything, whereas I was extremely hungover and couldn't...

But as we're now married, I guess he forgave me!!

beatrice and princess of hearts but as u cangather from my name my missus beats be blue eyed and smacks the hell out of my body , cos she a body builder , when ever i post something like that

I think it's a good idea The lil Purple pill can be bought at chemists now me and mr hearts will have plenty of hard fun with them,


Blue eyed and tanned
well you shouldn't hang your dirty washing out on the line then maybe she wouldn't beat you ta for the

hi princess wots lil, purple turtle???

what you mean? i never said purple turtle i was talking about them purple pills but if they don't work then mr hearts is in the House.

Do you know what a rabbit is ?

Viagra up up up hours of hard fun

Right, here's a question for you...if your lover was in the bathroom, sorting themselves out after a bath, & you desperately needed to use the loo in there for a poo, not a pee, would you insist he/she left the room?

If you did & he/she laughed & said "don't be so daft,we are "intimate" friends *plus* what the hell, everyone has a bum, even the Queen & the Pope have to poo, get on with it, i'm brushing my hair!" what would your reaction be?

zdt

hello princess thats stuff aint working for me!!! tried it a few times to see if i can go that extra mile, in fatc had no effect, maybe cos i dont need it and it does not react to wot it suppose to do , how does it work anyway??? and terri, i would certain love that , if she would cum in or if i would cum in then like u say it has to be the most natural thing a couple show be able to handle, dont u think, ok i i love the smell of my missus outlet systems ....all of them so i would be sitting in the loo brushing my teeth , while she does the other one !!! the smell the aroma turns me on !!!

We've done that, and typically whichever one of us is not on the toilet makes comments regarding smell, noise, and splashability of the emerging poo. It doesn't bother either of us in the slightest!

Having been together for only about 3 months, I don't think that I would be in that situation. However, we are very comfortable with each other, and it probably wouldn't be a problem.

There is much poo floating about in here.

Scatology is, I beieve, the term used by those who lean that way.

Can't say I've ever found playing with poo much of a turn on. More a turn out really.

Thankfully 'brown' and that kinda thing is one perversion I've never seen the.... anythign in Can't really understand how people might get 'into ' such a thing Well I guess it takes all sorts.. but... but relaly... no...

Hmm; i wasn't actually meaning "playing with poo", neither of us is into that! But just that maybe there's a culture thing going on: he is French, but brought up in Africa & simply feels that the whole toilet taboo is over-rated & has nothing to do with sex stuff, it's just a fact of life.

For me, whilst i am perfectly fine with pretty much all aspects of body stuff, "that" one is the last great taboo, it is a "private time"!!! Logically, it doesn't make sense i know...as he said "for goodness sake, unless there's a camera hiding down the loo, it just looks like you are sitting down!" & i can't argue with that.

We need some French folks to comment on this one i reckon! It's certainly not all French men who are like this, my previous French lover was totally horrified at the idea of even me seeing him pee!

zdt