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Lady in a tree Posted Feb 27, 2003
I'm a 6 foot tall, slim, blonde, blue eyed, virgin who would like to meet a 5 foot 3 man with an unnatural obsession with computers and electronic gadgets. He must like to wear polycotton trousers that stop an inch away from his shoes (which must be brown). A single eyebrow is a must as is the overbite.
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Feb 27, 2003
Bornonthe20thaugust was not born on the 20th August but on the 2nd of Febuary.
Snowman 
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If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Feb 28, 2003
im 1000000000 year old mummy that leaves on baattvashioplaesureialbmatslerturastly brains
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The Snockerty Friddle Posted Feb 28, 2003
Sometimes, if I really try, I can think of a point in time/space such as a small rock in the outer rings of 
, and bend the very fabric of space/time, bringing that point towards me and then climb aboard that rock. Then I allow space/time to *snap* back into position, elastic band style, and travel instantaneously to that far distant rock without actually moving!
Once I went to the moon and got stuck there and I had to hitch a lift with an Appollo mission to get home. NASA still send me e-mails asking how I got there.
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Feb 28, 2003
I'm made entirely of damson jam ... except of course for my feet which are made mostly of lemon curd.
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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Feb 28, 2003
I'm Related to Jesus and Julius Ceaser
Note the Initials...
J.C, J.C, J.C
(Justin Cartwright)
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The Snockerty Friddle Posted Feb 28, 2003
this posting travelled at twice the speed of light, so you're seeing it before I sent it.
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Feb 28, 2003
I consist of 96% snow, 2% coal and 2% carrot.
Snowman
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Feb 28, 2003
I am a 5 foot 3 man with an unnatural obsession with computers and electronic gadgets. I like to wear polycotton trousers that stop an inch away from my shoes (which are be brown). I have a single eyebrow as well as an overbite.
Not Liam.
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Feb 28, 2003
Which are be brown?! I also avv a Brisle accent.
*wiggles unabrow suggestively at LiaT*
Liam.
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