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Lying competition

Post 121

Just Justin... (ACE)

Of course, that was by my second cousin, twice deceased - "J.C"


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Post 122

Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude

God gave Rock and Roll to you.


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Post 123

Just Justin... (ACE)

Just bought Norman.. it was on sale for $17.95

I'm now thinking of buying the rest of the galaxy


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Post 124

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

hmmmmm, lets see, a lie......i dont have a big penis, i wasnt the king of england, i am a virgin, i have not had sex with 500 million woman and i sleep with camels


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Post 125

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I'm the one who shot the deputy.


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Post 126

Just Justin... (ACE)

I'm an eskimo on vacation in Africa


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Post 127

Lady in a tree

I'm the sherrif and I was wearing a bullet proof vest - thanks for the confession!


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Post 128

Just Justin... (ACE)

miey eie-kuu iz oveer 6000000
im noot jokeng


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Post 129

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I'm having the Taj Mahal taken to bits and reconstructed in my back garden Thursday week.


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Post 130

Just Justin... (ACE)

mmm mind if I pop over? I can lend you the Eifel Tower


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Post 131

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

Liar! You'll never get it through customs.


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Post 132

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

i dont think ill fit jupitor in your back yard...


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Post 133

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I took the photograph they use in the middle of the test card.


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Post 134

Bebel Matman Owlatron's Thundercat Tshirt Dude

I and I can do a good Jamaica impression, man. I mean mon. Well, it's irie anyway.
Mon.


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Post 135

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

i took the photo of the first moon landing


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Post 136

Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.)

I know, I'm in it!


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Post 137

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

oh really, i could have sworn u were the one who i shot landing on mars


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Post 138

Lady in a tree

I've set up my tripod on Mars and am sitting here waiting to take the first Mars landing picture...I wish they'd hurry up, it's a bit nippy smiley - brr


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Post 139

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

u think thats bad, im on jupitor and it just gas, im sinking rapidly


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Post 140

Teuchter

I had a great time at work today


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