Umm...hi I suppose

Hi, I'm Matt, or Bebel Matman for the purposes of this messageboard, the reasons for which will be explained if you can find my entry about porn names/star wars names.
I stumbled onto this site when I was looking for jokes to liven up my dull day at work, and have been trapped here ever since. My cats are starving at home and my children have been waiting outside school to get picked up for the last two weeks and it's all your fault.
Ummm...whenever I'm online here it's because I'm bored at work selling travel insurance on the phone (not cold calling, it's all people calling me, so if you have to hate me find another reason, there's plenty. Ha.) and when I'm not doing that I'm at college in London studying Vocal Art to be a pop star or rehearsing with my band trying to be a rock star.
I like Stella Artois, The Simpsons and posing.

Leave me a message and brighten up my day!


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