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Lying competition
The Groob Started conversation Feb 27, 2003
Time for a lying competition me thinks 
Best one gets a sloppy kiss.
To kick off:
I found the ark of the covenant in my cellar this morning
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Teuchter Posted Feb 27, 2003
I won an obscenely huge amount of money on the lottery last night.
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Lost & Found Rhino Posted Feb 27, 2003
That’s nothing; the Arch Angel Gabriel told me I'm going to have a baby soon. My wife is going to be furious.
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Ommigosh Posted Feb 27, 2003
A flying saucer landed in my street today and this little creature got out and called me a "silly oaf". Then it flew away again.
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Teuchter Posted Feb 27, 2003
George Bush is a really intelligent man and was genuinely voted into power.
Tony Blair doesn't want to be a Proctologist specialising in rectal investigations of American Presidents.
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The Snockerty Friddle Posted Feb 27, 2003
Reading Borough Council is a beautiful woman
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The Snockerty Friddle Posted Feb 27, 2003
Sunderland are going to win the premiership title this year
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If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Feb 27, 2003
i was went fishing yesterday, i caught a fish this long <...................................
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The Snockerty Friddle Posted Feb 27, 2003
Football isn't a sport, it's a sandwich.
Honest!
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PQ Posted Feb 27, 2003
I really like it when someone makes the page annoyingly wide
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Feb 27, 2003
I never post to conversations entitled 'Lying Competition'
David
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Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge") Posted Feb 27, 2003
I won Plymouth in a game of cards.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 27, 2003
The first time I drank alcohol it was at a party at 10 Downing street, and Margret thatcher passed me a teikilla slammer. She also gave me my first ever cigarette that I smoked. I can't reveal waht else we did as it is still covered by the offical secrets act, and Mr Blair might want to sue me for the cleaning costs of the upstairs carpets...
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Feb 27, 2003
My head exploded and I managed to catch all the bits with my feet will bungee jumping. honest.
Snowman 
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Teuchter Posted Feb 27, 2003
I caught the one bit Snowman missed with his right foot - he doesn't know it's missing yet. 
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The Groob Posted Feb 27, 2003
You know that kid who stuck his finger in the dyke? That was me
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Teuchter Posted Feb 27, 2003
Snowman doesn't seem to want his 'bit' back so i'm auctioning it off on e-bay. Had some good offers!
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- 1: The Groob (Feb 27, 2003)
- 2: Teuchter (Feb 27, 2003)
- 3: Lost & Found Rhino (Feb 27, 2003)
- 4: Ommigosh (Feb 27, 2003)
- 5: Teuchter (Feb 27, 2003)
- 6: The Snockerty Friddle (Feb 27, 2003)
- 7: The Snockerty Friddle (Feb 27, 2003)
- 8: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Feb 27, 2003)
- 9: Odo (Feb 27, 2003)
- 10: The Snockerty Friddle (Feb 27, 2003)
- 11: PQ (Feb 27, 2003)
- 12: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Feb 27, 2003)
- 13: Otto Fisch ("Stop analysing Strava.... and cut your hedge") (Feb 27, 2003)
- 14: Teuchter (Feb 27, 2003)
- 15: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 27, 2003)
- 16: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Feb 27, 2003)
- 17: Teuchter (Feb 27, 2003)
- 18: Just Justin... (ACE) (Feb 27, 2003)
- 19: The Groob (Feb 27, 2003)
- 20: Teuchter (Feb 27, 2003)
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