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Post 21

Just Justin... (ACE)

I AM INVINCIBLE!!!
Ow, I stubbed my toe...

J.J


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Post 22

Odo

I have a positive and appreciative response for my alarm clock first thing in the morning.


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Post 23

Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to

What bit is it?
(stop it, stop pickerling me eyes, it doesn't hurt at all, no not a bit)

Snowman (snowman)


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Post 24

PQ

I love my job


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Post 25

Just Justin... (ACE)

I absolutely LOOOOVEEE School smiley - love!!! *shudder*


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Post 26

Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to

I really like Windows, in fact I worship Microsoft.

Snowman smiley - snowman


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Post 27

Just Justin... (ACE)

Yeah, Microsoft Works


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Post 28

Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to

This is a lying comp isn't it.
I'm just checking and I assuming replies are going to be something like "No its not"

Snowman smiley - snowman


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Post 29

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

i got shot 100000000000000 times today, then i did wat they do in all the action movies, stood up, acted like nothing had happened and beat the living crap out of the guy who shot me all those times, after i had finished my spectacular fight with jumps and everything, i limped off because of the pain i sudenly realized i had


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Post 30

Just Justin... (ACE)

Rome WAS built in a day... By me!


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Post 31

Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to

I was the architect.
(smiley - wow I can spell architect smiley - biggrin)

Snowman smiley - snowman


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Post 32

Fashion Cat

Sitting in a training room, where the lanugage people are talking is totally unknown to me is a fun experience.

Oh, and Im not addicted to H2G2. No siree...


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Post 33

The Groob

10 inches.


smiley - yikes


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Post 34

Odo

I keep a pink elephant in my bathroom.


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Post 35

Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to

Is yours furry because I keep having to give mine a trim with a lawn mower.

Snowman smiley - snowman


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Post 36

Just Justin... (ACE)

i swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me god


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Post 37

Lost & Found Rhino

i do


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Post 38

The Snockerty Friddle

I started that rumour


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Post 39

The Groob

I'll never forget the night I smashed up the Blue Peter garden.


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Post 40

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

I had my wisdom teeth extracted this morning by a Barracuda on a unicycle all for the price of a bacon buttie. Oh and my internal organs were recently sold to Richard Branson - the pickle magnate.


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