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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Feb 27, 2003
I've got six pink and purple striped elephants swimming in the fishpond outside...
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The Snockerty Friddle Posted Feb 27, 2003
'I'll never forget the night I smashed up the Blue Peter garden.'
Neither will I, I have it all on film.
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Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. Posted Feb 27, 2003
The pickle magnet?! Oh - Branston is desciptive - the stuff leaps out of the jar at him.
I am the messiah. I'm not a naughty boy.
Liam.
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Odo Posted Feb 27, 2003
The camel currently occupied in posting on hootoo is actually the second cousin of Colonel Blood.
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Feb 27, 2003
I can't believe I can't believe it's not butter's not butter
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Feb 27, 2003
I do not exist.
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Seamus...the forbidden Posted Feb 27, 2003
I have never posted, and will never post to this thread, so there!
Seamus
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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Feb 27, 2003
I believe everyone here, and think that this is probably the most truthful thread in the whole og H2G2...
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IctoanAWEWawi Posted Feb 27, 2003
24 yr old male, I'm a model in my spare time, play football semi profesionally and work as a personal fitness trainer.
Have my own house in kensington and drive a porsche.
Looking for a female, aged 20 - 30, looks not important.
Honest, caring and sharing, look forward to hearing from you.
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David B - Singing Librarian Owl Posted Feb 27, 2003
I don't need caffeine to get me through a day at work
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Feb 27, 2003
I haven't just read the small amount of backlog since my last post so my post has no relevance to this conversation.
Snowman 
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Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to Posted Feb 27, 2003
I just had my lunch where it attempted to attack me so I stabbed it with a 
Snowman
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Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki Posted Feb 27, 2003
In Baluchistan, it's common practice amongst the men folk to pickle the testicles of the lesser spotted Quasi Baluchibird in lime cordial and gargle with spam.
The women prefer to weave blunderbusses from the entrails of leverits trapped by dowsing moistened lengths of hemp cloth in vats of armagnac and then hanging them from passing pterodactyls ...
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Just Justin... (ACE) Posted Feb 27, 2003
I am multi-talented, smart, and can calculate pi to 99999999999999999999999999999999 decimal places
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If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Feb 27, 2003
and do u promise to take her for richer or for POORER
i do
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If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 Posted Feb 27, 2003
WHAT! i dont have any warts, moles or scabs on my penis and tesicals
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rainingonme Posted Feb 27, 2003
I think this thread is a disgrace - I've never told a lie in my life.
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- 41: Just Justin... (ACE) (Feb 27, 2003)
- 42: The Snockerty Friddle (Feb 27, 2003)
- 43: PQ (Feb 27, 2003)
- 44: Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo. (Feb 27, 2003)
- 45: Odo (Feb 27, 2003)
- 46: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Feb 27, 2003)
- 47: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Feb 27, 2003)
- 48: Seamus...the forbidden (Feb 27, 2003)
- 49: Just Justin... (ACE) (Feb 27, 2003)
- 50: IctoanAWEWawi (Feb 27, 2003)
- 51: The Snockerty Friddle (Feb 27, 2003)
- 52: Just Justin... (ACE) (Feb 27, 2003)
- 53: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Feb 27, 2003)
- 54: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Feb 27, 2003)
- 55: Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to (Feb 27, 2003)
- 56: Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki (Feb 27, 2003)
- 57: Just Justin... (ACE) (Feb 27, 2003)
- 58: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Feb 27, 2003)
- 59: If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42 (Feb 27, 2003)
- 60: rainingonme (Feb 27, 2003)
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