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Post 61

sdotyam

All women are intelligent beautiful and never break mens hearts.


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Post 62

Odo

Of course all men multi-task.


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Post 63

Bass_line_junkie

WOMEN ARE VERY GOOD DRIVERS


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Post 64

Odo

Men ALWAYS think before they speak.


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Post 65

The Snockerty Friddle

I've got SO much work done this week


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Post 66

Ek* this space intentionally left blank *ki

Everything I say is a lie ...



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Post 67

Bass_line_junkie

OAP'S DONT SMELL FUNNY


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Post 68

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

macdonalds burgers are made from 100% nutritious meat.


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Post 69

Bass_line_junkie

I LOVE MY JOB AND EVERY CUSTOMER FILLS ME WITH HAPPYNESS


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Post 70

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

Lasagne, salad, chips and a pint was a really good idea for lunch. smiley - yawn

Liam.


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Post 71

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

i came up with the theory of relativity, einstine stole it off me


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Post 72

Captain_SpankMunki [Keeper & Former ACE] Thanking <Diety of choice> for the joy of Goo.

I have a working grand unifying theory written on the back of my hand.

Liam.


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Post 73

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

i can travel faster than light when i ride on the back of my pink, fury, square, circled, cube made out of macdonals 100% meat after it has been droped on the floor which is covered in vomit from the workers working so near so much lead then the meat is "cooked" and given to me to fly at the speed of light


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Post 74

sdotyam

This thread is extremely meaningful.


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Post 75

PQ

My elbows don't hurt


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Post 76

Odo

I've found the plug hole.


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Post 77

If the universe is infinite, then im "a" center, 21+4^1+8+9=42

i just got a personal autograph from archimidias


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Post 78

Bass_line_junkie

I GIVE A smiley - bleep


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Post 79

Ged42

I am completely sane and have an strong grip on reality.smiley - smiley
Bwah ha ha (and one for luck) ha


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Post 80

Snowman - For a story click my name you know you want to

I'm talk to the voices in my head, they're quite nice people once you get to know them.

Snowman smiley - snowman


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