h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Waits expectantly*

*Stumbles into the board room gasping for breath* Hey, I heard that Jade was here, am I too late? Did she leave? Don't tell me that I ran all the way here only to find out she had left.

Ah....the sound of plotting and random bloody violence The Boardroom never really changes does it?

*Walks back in, to dramatic and triumphant music.*

By St. Gregor's beard! I always arrive in time for the most awkward of silences...

*Whips out a kazoo and plays a little jig in celebration of Myst's return*

Oh! his name was Myst, was an assassin,
I first met him in Madras in
Forty-seven. Gandhi's passin'
Really his work - what a vast sin!

You think the silences are awkward, until someone opens their mouth. Pull up a pew, old spice, and accept a from me...

*Offers one*

...ah gandi...he was weird...had a deep intrest in other people bowel movements...but then again...you kinda have to be weird to be the well known...

Are you going ot stay long, Myst? Because these days none of us do, and it saddens me a great deal.

*sneaks in*

Well I'm personally trying to revive a few things. And at the least the current itallics (seems to have changed hands again) seem to be trying to promote communities...

The Terranic Army is in an interesting war at the moment with the Evil Army, (which a certain supermoo knows all about ) though I think I need to go on another recruiting drive...

By the way, I never thought I'd see Mystrunner, Mr Legion and Jade (whether she's a Jedi or an elf, always accompanied by Thras) in the same convo together again!

Remember Mystrunner's Daedelus RPG? That was actually years ago!

Hang on... does anyone remember me? Ah well I'm not officially here anyway

Good to see you all again anyway

Terran, you bore me dear.

Too long?

Your WAR has been going on too long.

Move on to something else.

Well I did have new exciting ideas, but people keep coming back to the Terranic Army... besides I have a new ways of doing things... but they're probably boring

Besides, why hasn't anyone attacked moon Hitler, or the Saddam Vampire yet here?

How are you?

*Stumbles into the Boardroom, looking dishevelled and exhausted, with eyes as baggy as the boobs of a 76-year old nudist.*

Well, after my extensive research, I have determined that Riga, Latvia is indeed a fine city in which to indulge in the finest in beverages that make you blind.

Next assignment...

*Collapses.*

And you'll never get away with it Terran! The League of Nations will never countenance such a vile attack!

EvilClaw, I have just stated that Terran is boring.

We are over Terran now.

Do shut up.

Also, someone get me an asprin and a .

Here you go Jade.

Well, if Jade says Terran is boring then he must be the lowest of all creatures and thus not worth anybody's time.

*Pulls up a chair and watches the Terran bashing show...*

*touched by Terran's interest, EC bashes him. With a rock*

*A large, black monolith appears but unfortunately squishes Terran's monkey on arrival*