h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hehehe, I love saying that Macs suck among a group of people that own them. It's a little bit like walking into a Star Wars convention and saying that Episodes 1-3 kick 4-6's ass.

I.e., it's hi-LAR-ious.

One to three better? You Rebel scum, Hally! Oota Bantha poodoo!

*Chucks a thermal detonator at Hally*

Oh wait - you were kidding. And I showed a deeply unattractive side of my personality. Moving on...

Yep, I'm back. I took the laptop over to Hally's place to see if we could make it right, but he wasn't in. Mutual friend Steve picked it up, turned it over a few times, shrugged. I turned it on - *and it was working again*.

Conclusion: mutual friend Steve is the Laptop Jesus. He got the healing hands.

Legion darling, back everything us RIGHT NOW.

Please, for the love of humanity.

(us = up, obviously.)

There's a wire loose somewhere connecting your hard drive, Legion. Bring it over sometime and we can open her up.

I will admit PCs have there faults, and I have used nothing but them, but lets be fair, more companies seem to use a Windows OS than a Mac one.

I also feel a little angry towards Apple after they went all iPod; iDon'tgiveaifitispopular; Apple was cool before the iPod.

Personally, it's the fact that you have to use iTunes that pisses me off. I have a two year old mp3 player from iRiver, which is drag and drop, and uses a folder navigation system. Plus it's 40GB. It seems no one makes mp3 players like that anymore. They all have to have some stupid software that's horrendous to use with them.

*turns in to a cross between Gandalf and a strange oriental wizard, and then quickly fades in to the walls to observe goings on from a distance...*

First off, is that your new pad, Jadesy?

Secondly, and more important... why are we arguing about this? I like both. I like my lappy pc for playing Warcraft and the like, but I must prefer Macs in general, but both get the job done and both exsist because people like different things.

So there.

Now you all owe me a drink.

Why are you crying?

And I did mention that sort of thing earlier.

Crying and pouting are very different things.

Also yes that is my new place.

What, one has a smiley the other doesn't?

I hate you.

Hate is merely a way of showing affection.

Don't try and outsmart her, you won't win and if you do she'll take it out on your innards.

I'm not. I'm just having a little fun, but I'm going to stop for my own safety.

that right..stay still a little while longer.... *calibrates crosshairs*

I will take out your innards with half a cigar and most of a mellon-baller.

And maybe a toothpick.

...Okay, ESPECIALLY a toothpick.

You're so cute when you make horrible threats like that.

And if it wasn't going to happen to me, I very much would have liked to see it.

Scratch that, I wouldn't mind seeing it at all. You got to make sacrifices to see something creative.

*Nods.*

Jade is /very/ creative at that sorta thing. Hello from France, chums! I'm proud of myself, haven't even gone on /one/ wine-induced rampage. Still, tomorrow's a new day, and Colmar has a lot of bridges and fragile buildings...