A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Jun 30, 2007
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Chronos Posted Jul 12, 2007
?Strolls into the boardroom, brushes the dust off chair, disarms various traps, and sits down?
Well the ignorant masses are falling farther & farther ¡nto ignorance.
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Skullock Posted Jul 13, 2007
So it would seem. But that is the real trouble with ignorance, isn't it? It doesn't seem to realize just how ignorant it is. Bit of a downward spiral into the depths of benighted bewilderment.
*Takes a 
from the tray of a passing butler before the butler passes on.*
Hullo all.
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Terran Posted Jul 13, 2007
*Ignores the ignorance hoping it will go away*
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Chronos Posted Jul 13, 2007
The ignorance alone I can stand, but when it leads to insolence that is when I most loathe the human race and yearn to extirminate the foolish masses.
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Hallainzil Posted Jul 14, 2007
Hello, Skullock, my friend! Long time, no see!
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Skullock Posted Jul 16, 2007
Indeed It has been far too long.
*Smashes his empty into the left temporal lobe of the nearest butler (not killing him, but releaving him of his ability to comprehend foreign language) out of nostalgia*
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JohnnyK - I am the 2% Posted Aug 3, 2007
*Wanders into boardroom, locates an empty chai and sits down*
*Lights up a long ciggarette*
Stuff the smoking ban 
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JohnnyK - I am the 2% Posted Aug 18, 2007
*Throws darts at a passing butler*
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Aximili Posted Aug 18, 2007
*Wanders in dressed as a butler and narrowly avoids getting hit by a dart*
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 18, 2007
*The heat signatures of the sudden influx of new victims activites the B.O.E Internal Defense Systems*
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Aximili Posted Aug 18, 2007
Umm...what just happened?
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JohnnyK - I am the 2% Posted Aug 18, 2007
*ducks behind Axi *
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 18, 2007
I'm pretending an alarming amount of specially sharpened electric death is about to shortly descend upon anyone in the near vicinity.
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Aximili Posted Aug 18, 2007
Anyone in the immediate vicinity? Oh I'm...
I'M in the immediate vicinity
*Panics*
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Aximili Posted Aug 18, 2007
*Calms down*
You did say pretending, right?
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JohnnyK - I am the 2% Posted Aug 19, 2007
...he did...
However there *is* the huge boulder that's dropping from the ceiling
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Aximili Posted Aug 19, 2007
What huge...
SPLAT!
*Ax's voice comes out slightly muffled*
Oh THAT huge boulder...
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Aug 19, 2007
How gracious off you to break the rock's fall by hurling yourself underneath it so selflessly. Bravo. Well done.
A commendation and a bucket of flowers to be sent to the family of the flattened....
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Aximili Posted Aug 19, 2007
*From under the rock*
Forget the flowers! Just please GET THIS THING OFF ME!!!
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- 17421: Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG (Jun 30, 2007)
- 17422: Chronos (Jul 12, 2007)
- 17423: Skullock (Jul 13, 2007)
- 17424: Terran (Jul 13, 2007)
- 17425: Chronos (Jul 13, 2007)
- 17426: Hallainzil (Jul 14, 2007)
- 17427: Skullock (Jul 16, 2007)
- 17428: JohnnyK - I am the 2% (Aug 3, 2007)
- 17429: JohnnyK - I am the 2% (Aug 18, 2007)
- 17430: Aximili (Aug 18, 2007)
- 17431: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 18, 2007)
- 17432: Aximili (Aug 18, 2007)
- 17433: JohnnyK - I am the 2% (Aug 18, 2007)
- 17434: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 18, 2007)
- 17435: Aximili (Aug 18, 2007)
- 17436: Aximili (Aug 18, 2007)
- 17437: JohnnyK - I am the 2% (Aug 19, 2007)
- 17438: Aximili (Aug 19, 2007)
- 17439: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Aug 19, 2007)
- 17440: Aximili (Aug 19, 2007)
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