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The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17461

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

Wow, that party really started slow...


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17462

Luthiena

Uh huh


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17463

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

smiley - ermOkay, temporary boardroom reform effective until people start coming in regularly.

1)Butler shipment must be canceled, they've started to cater to each other, but are to confused to except service.

2)Umm, well, um, raid the liquor cabinets, we can't afford to let it go to waste.

*smiley - runs to raid liquor cabinet*


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17464

Terran

Mmm... *mouth full*

Sorry I've just been eating this butler... tasty...


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17465

Luthiena

Ohhh butler eating

*gets out napkin*


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17466

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

smiley - ermI guess that's another way of doing things...


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17467

Terran

Can you think of a better way?

*munch*


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17468

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

Well the food supply goes to waste.


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17469

Terran

Oh okay... I'll test out the food supply... spoilsport smiley - tongueout


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17470

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

Spoil preventer, thank you very much.


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17471

Phaid the Deranged (and silly)

*Saunters casually in, after a long, unexplained absence* Mind if I have a turn at that mini-bar? And how is that butler? Killed many, though never tasted one. *Red eyes flash with an odd humor*


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17472

Terran

They're quite tasty *slightly disturbing grin* Quite nice with sauce.

Knock yourself out smiley - ok


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17473

Phaid the Deranged (and silly)

Grabs nearest butler and deftly beheads and guts him. "Now, where is that spit?"


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17474

Chronos

*points to the patio*

Over by the butler-length fire pit.


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17475

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

Terran: "Knock yourself out."

I think it would work better if you knocked the butler out.


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17476

Phaid the Deranged (and silly)

"Thanks Chronos." Throws beheaded and disemboweled butler over chair, skewers him, then hefts him over a shoulder and wanders off toward fire pit, whistling a merry tattoo. "LOVE those butlers!"

As the butler slowly does his impression of a rottisery commercial, Phaid looks around. "So what have all of you been doing around here? Anything interesting? "


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17477

Terran

""So what have all of you been doing around here? Anything interesting? ""

Eating Butlers Mostly. Like to try one?


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17478

Phaid the Deranged (and silly)

Working on it, thanks. But that doesn't really answer the question. What have you been doing about world domination? presidential assassination? blowing up the freakin' house?! Doesn't anyone care, anymore? Shouldn't someone be starting a riot by now? What's the plan?


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17479

Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG

We need more people and less butlers.


The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem

Post 17480

Terran

Well I'm working on the less Butlers problem *munch*

Do we need a bit of a recruitment drive? Whats happened to Myst? Legion? Jade? YS?


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