You have reached Aximili. I pity you...

Welcome , to my own little corner of H2G2. I am fairly new to all this, but thanks to HooToo's user-friendly interface (as well as the wonderful people here!) I think that I assimilated into the community fairly well.*. I suppose you want to know a little about me? OK.

I live in a little island called Britain, specifically in England, and even more specifically in the North-east of England. I am male, and a college student studying the performing arts. I have always loved acting, and have a passion for plays and musicals. There, that's all you're getting.

On HooToo I am a God (the God of Shapeshifters to be precise), a Thingite, a Pythonist, a proud member of the Revivers and a founding member of The Underground Campaign for the Internet, where I manage the new applicants.*I am also the Captain of the USS Derringer. You can see the full list of societies I've joined here

I am a fan of Terry Pratchett, as well as Douglas Adams and I enjoy classical literature. I have tried to write fiction of my own, but my efforts have been pathetic to say the least. I am a lover of useless facts, and am aways eager to learn new ones, the more useless the better.

Adopted PetA rare red squirrel - found in large numbers along the Sefton Coastal Footpath.Kwikka
Adopted PetA swan.Regla
Look! It's my pets, Kwikka and Regla, given to me by U190758

Right. Enough about me, I'm sure you're sick of it by now. If you want to chat, please post and I'll get back to you.

Look! I have a lightsabre!

PSST! Have a look at these

Wanna see something cool? Click here.

Want to see something else cool? Guess what you have to do.

And now, back by popular demand * I am pleased to announce the welcome return of...


Confused? Lonely? Want people who share your interests/desire to rule mankind? Click the button and have a gander at my

While you're here, don't forget to say hi to my pet spider, Boris. I have to keep him in there because if I let him out he starts eating Thursdayites, bless him. As well as Thursdayites, he also likes cheesecake. If you're not in a hurry, why not feed him some? There's a supply right next to the tank. Here we go smiley - cheesecake. Just drop some of that into the tank.

smiley - spider

Celebrate Good Times C'mon!

Yes, that's right. I am proud to announce that I now have a 42-ism. Woohoo! Here it is, in all it's gloriousness:4-6+46-2/(7/4) = 42 !!!

Oh, and just in case anyone tries to STEAL my lovely 42-ism, Boris is standing guard over and he's under orders to eat anyone who comes near it with a box for carrying 42isms in. You have been warned

Important ACEy stuff

I'm now an ACE so I'm going to add a section here on this volunteer group.

The ACES are a lovely group of people dedicated to helping out new researchers, or indeed everyone who needs it. If you just want to chat to any ACE, I suggest paying a visit to the ACE's Home Page

However, if you want to talk to a specific ACE* then visit their PS, which can be found using this drop-down list.

H2G2 AcesAximiliAriesAlisonAmyAnnieBassmanBattyB'ElanaBob StaffordBureaugrisClive the flying ostrichCraxusCrescentCyzakiDr AntheaElentariElwyn CentauriExistential ElevatorFeisorGranny Weatherwax[HPB] The CatInternjaz'd up curryJordanJulesKristinalil ol' me*Mr Manda*MystrunnerOrcusOwlatronpedboy®Shazz PRMEShea the SarcasticShrillianTB FalsenameTerri

And finally a magic button that will be very useful to me...


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