h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes I do not know nothing. It comes from an unfortunate head trauma I suffered when I was a wee lad of five minutes ago.

Fair enough - the do say anotherwhack on the head is good to recover memories

*prepares to hit EC with a cricket bat*

WAIT! I think this entire environment would be improved if I was a zombie, you were wearing a tie as a bandana, and we were in a pub. You go and get a tie, I'll go find a voodoo witchdoctor, and this place can pass for a pub methinks.

Sounds good


*ties a tie round my head like a bandana...*

sips a PGGB

*an hour later* Grrrrnnnnngh... brainnnzzz. Klllllzzz harmanz!

good thing i kept the cricket bat

*lifts bat gets a good swing at zombie EC's head*

Dvvvvvvvvvvv?! Wht oo dnnng Dvvv?

*the cricket bat swings through the air and connect with zombie EC's head with a THWACK*

Random announcer: And it was a good strong hit and the head is going.. it's going and it's... GONE! It's a home run! Johnny K has just won the World Cup for the Boardroom Batters!

Yay we are the champions ....

I'd like to thank my team-mates, my family and the fans for making this possible....

Random fans:

Headless torso: *bleeds*

Hey!
He cheated!
He used fans to blow the head further!
I demand a recount!
Mark up one false start on the blocks!
Everybody return your cards to the deck and reshuffle!
Go to jail, do not pass go, and do not collect {£|$|€}200!
The needle returns to the start of the song and we all sing along like before!

Sorry Philip.

It's been a week since I've dropped by and other than some vomit, nothing has happened. What we need is to perpetrate a good raid.

I suggest against the dayites, they've been asking for it just by exsiting. LONG LIVE THING!

...Sometimes, even when I am drunk, things people say in here just completely fail to be amusing.

YES; calling Thur*day 'thing' was ultimtely the catylyst that spurned the BoE. NO, we do not need to reference it at all times.

SHUT UP YOU NINNIES.

This is all I have to say. Also //read h2 my blog// maybe. That will explain why I have been away for so long. Also I am somewhat inebriated right now. Woo. Thanks.

"Somewhat inebriated" meaning more than usual?

I think my answer, at this point, ought to be a definite 'yes.'

It was rhetorical, but thank you.

Why do you live so damn far away? Seriously, you and Zato need to think about Oregon...