h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ireland has some really bizarre sex laws at the moment. A 16-year-old boy having sex with a 16-year-old girl is guilty of statutory rape. The girl is innocent - unless she gives the boy a blowjob, in which case she's guilty too. Heavy petting among minors carries a stronger sentence than actual sex. And guy-on-girl oral hasn't been banned at all, presumably because our legislators have never heard of it.

I haven't hear if the Victorian laws in Britain on lesbianism have been corrected either - as no-one dared tell Queen Vic this sort of thing happened, there is/wasn't a law against it.......

I heard (admittedly from a rather unreliable source) that girl on girl was allowed at 14 because Queen Vic didn't believe in lesbians, hetero was allowed at 16 and guy on guy at 18, though I think that's been taken down to 16 now too. Not sure about the current lesbo age though.

Should it really matter? They should be able to do it at ten if they wanted to.

But nobody's allowed to take pictures of them till they're 16!!

"Should it really matter? They should be able to do it at ten if they wanted to."

Eh? You mean just because there's very little risk of STI and none of pregnancy that they should be able to? Well maybe you're right, I don't think I'm very up to date with lesbian rights. Thing is, would a 10 year old girl want to, lesbian or not? I don't know anyone who was ready at that age, either physically or emotionally.

"But nobody's allowed to take pictures of them till they're 16!!"

I thought all people in images of that nature had to be over 18?

I think The Sunday Sport (Think National Enquirer with *lots* of boobs) published a picture of a 16 year old with rather stupendously large breasts some time back....

Bob knows about actually doing 'it' tho'....

Well I said if they wanted to, I didn't necissarly imply that any of them really would like to do it.

Legion, them's some stupid rules.

Also: I have not been a minor by Amaerican(r) standards since 2001.

No wait- I have been drinking wines and ergo am a bit fuzzy with maths right now. 2000. Yus.

*Hally begins to splutter and looks deeply contipated. Runs out of the room, and down a long winding staircase into the dungeon, twisting left and right for what seems like eternity, until finally he comes to his nuclear bunker, built when Legion was at the height of his mania. Pushing open the huge door, he enters, and closes the door behind him, the action punctuated by several minutes of locks and deadbolts locking.*


*A crackle and whine comes over the intercom system in the boardroom, followed by the sound of Hally's voice.*


Hah! Jade's so old she can't remember how old she is! Old and senile!



*In the bunker, Hally waits, nervously.*

*Something taps Hally on the shoulder. He jerks around to find Legion sitting behind him eating some canned pudding*

You want some? There's, like, a centurys' supply back there. The fallout is going to take at least that long.

*Stares nervously at the big triple-locked steel portal*

Of course, the first 'J' stands for Jedi. But there is a-no way the Jed-i could get through there. Wahaha! Waha! Contact Lord Sidious!

I haven't been paying the strictest attention between my attempts at gouging out my eyes and everything so why are we all in a yellow sub- I mean a fallout shelter of some kind?

*Creak*

*The emergency escape hatch at the rear of the bunker opens*

*clangggg*


*cough*

Who cleans down here ?


JJ is apparently going to go nuclear....I wouldn't bet on it though - the budget cuts meant many of those devices are duds

You mean I won't get to see an real life reenactment of that commerical with the little girl collecting flowers in a field when a nuke goes off? Awww....

What is that a commercial for? Sounds a bit nasty.

And thanks for locking the door Hally, now the only shelter I have is under the table. *hides there and cowers in fear of Jade's reaction*

I think it was one of those propaganda films in the US. "If you vote for the other party little children will get nuked" kind of thing.

Cool, how do I go about voting?
I've always wanted that level of POWER.

Register I suppose - and then stand as the 'Nuke the s Party' candidate

*Little girl frolics in field*

"New Spicy Chilli Doritos!"

*Nuclear explosion in the distance. Wall of flame advances, hits, blasts all the skin from a frolicking little girl before disintegrating her skeleton as well. White, hellish light fills the screen*

"Even hotter than that."

I should be in advertising. That would put all of Benneton's efforts in the shade.