h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*thinks about Oregon*

*discovers has no opinion about Oregon*

*thinks about oregano*

Me?

Think WHAT about Oregone...? ...

Anyway it's winter for those of us in the northern hemisphere...it's too cold / wet / blooming depressing to think of anything witty...

.....and, personally I've been too Bobdamned busy...

Yank, HONEY. You know I love you. Really. Seriously. But San Francisco. It's fucken awesome, okay?

You should think about SF. Seriously. Then we can get drunk and post together. Woo and stuff.

It's not all you'd imagine. I mean, Hally and I have occasionally posted together, but I think he found it weird. Just because I have to be naked and Frenching a weasel before inspiration strikes...

A weasel? Will a ferret do?

Oh EC, you have no taste, I swear.

*Takes a bit out of his upper arm with her pointy teeth to double-check.*

Mmph. No. Bleah. Bland. *spits out chunk of EC*

Or, we could all move to Ireland?

I tried to tell you. ... Also: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Ireland would be great, but then I would have to quit my band.

Ireland would be great, but then I would have to quit my band

If this posts twice, I appologise, there is some kind of odd glitch thing ging on with posts, apparently.

You really don't strike me as someone who would be in your band, having heard you.

Hally, do you have a death wish? Cuz jeez.

I think Jade's band is really good, and she's amazing in it. Anyone who wants to bicker can put up with my e-vil alter ego... you know the one who had to be killed off by her angelic boyfriend in the Gaia threads?

Move the band to Ireland as well ...?

Ireland is where you wanna be for making any kind of folk-ish music. We got that culture n' history stuff coming out the wazoo. Also, Hally and I could lay some blistering sh1t down over your backing music, really mix it up and stuff...

However the sh1t he intends laying down is more often used as fertiliser

Hally: What is that supposed to mean, exactly? Don't make me cry again, you a*shole.

JhonnyK: That is a stupid idea.

Yank: I love you the most sometimes.

Legion: Frankly the thought of you laying down tracks for me is terrifying.

Humf...what's so stoopid about draggin' the band to Ireland - great scenery, wide open spaces, freindly people, good , peace and tranquility, great clubs in dublin....

...OK you can't smoke inside pubs, it's a bit pricey, work is a bit scarce...but other than that....

*perks up* ! *downs it in one long draught* Hmm... suddenly everything around here makes more sense. I may do that again. Waiter!

Jade, what I meant was that I never would have pictured your band as being a folky, strings band. I always assumed it was like emo-rock of some sort.

Oh silly silly Hally. You should know by now that I very rarely do what people expect me to do.

That would be boring.