A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut
Be a lifeguard
Bluebottle Posted Feb 8, 2000
You are at the moment, but never fear - welcome to the lifeguard team!
Be a lifeguard
Demon Drawer Posted Feb 8, 2000
I'm a liitle concerned about letting this hovercraft near our beach. Surely it should not be wearing it's skirt!!!! 
Be a lifeguard
Bluebottle Posted Feb 8, 2000
Are skirts really clothes though? The one's I've seen on the lasses around here just can't be!
Be a lifeguard
tyran Posted Feb 9, 2000
Don't worry, there...
My hovercraft is absoltely skirt free....
in fact, the entire hull is missing as well, as an extra precaution
Be a lifeguard
Bluebottle Posted Feb 9, 2000
And of course you can start straight away - just head over to the beach!
Be a lifeguard
tyran Posted Feb 10, 2000
Extrememly safe...
even the airbags are H.R.A.S.C. regulated... the bags were removed, leaving only air...
it's complicated, but perfectly safe
Be a lifeguard
third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Feb 10, 2000
* a rather largish snow ball rolls down mt. sandcastle and melts on the beach, leaving a woman's swim suit with in a bag with a note to destroy with cation and signed theat amzaingly froody life gaurd, who despite often dives remains hrsac complient, Third asst. eng.*
Be a lifeguard
typolifi Posted Feb 10, 2000
hello if you want I can be a life-endengering-man (LEM --- check my entry on him, when it will be written 
) After all with so many lifeguards on the beach one feels too safe.
otherwise, it's floppy normal. (If I dArE sAy) (What a strange language English is, a vowel every two letters! )
Be a lifeguard
typolifi Posted Feb 10, 2000
A strange thing also that my replies are always on the deep bottom of the discussions. No, it's normal after all.
Be a lifeguard
shazzPRME Posted Feb 11, 2000
You still haven't told me if I can pick up the litter BB ;-(
shazzPRME
Be a lifeguard
Bluebottle Posted Feb 11, 2000
I'm sorry Shazz - I updated the main Lifeguard list on the Beach page to include you - though I guess I hadn't said here that I'd done it... I didn't mean to forget you, honest! You've got the job.
Be a lifeguard
shazzPRME Posted Feb 11, 2000
Thank you BB My short pointy stick is at the ready
shazzPRME
Be a lifeguard
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 11, 2000
[A warbling tremolo becomes audible, accompanied by a green aura appearing. In the center of the aura, YK appears, dressed in swimtrunks that have Poké Balls attached to where the belt would be were he wearing Blue Jeans. The aura and the warbling tremolo fade out.]
D'OH! I'm late!
Key: Complain about this post
Be a lifeguard
- 201: Bluebottle (Feb 8, 2000)
- 202: Demon Drawer (Feb 8, 2000)
- 203: Bluebottle (Feb 8, 2000)
- 204: Cupid Stunt (Feb 8, 2000)
- 205: Bluebottle (Feb 8, 2000)
- 206: Cupid Stunt (Feb 8, 2000)
- 207: tyran (Feb 9, 2000)
- 208: saffire (Feb 9, 2000)
- 209: Bluebottle (Feb 9, 2000)
- 210: tyran (Feb 10, 2000)
- 211: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Feb 10, 2000)
- 212: Cupid Stunt (Feb 10, 2000)
- 213: typolifi (Feb 10, 2000)
- 214: typolifi (Feb 10, 2000)
- 215: shazzPRME (Feb 11, 2000)
- 216: Bluebottle (Feb 11, 2000)
- 217: Cupid Stunt (Feb 11, 2000)
- 218: shazzPRME (Feb 11, 2000)
- 219: Dizzy H. Muffin (Feb 11, 2000)
- 220: Cupid Stunt (Feb 13, 2000)
More Conversations for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut
Write an Entry
"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a wholly remarkable book. It has been compiled and recompiled many times and under many different editorships. It contains contributions from countless numbers of travellers and researchers."