A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut

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Post 261

Tatty42

Cows! On a beach! [In the middle of the night! With an Owl?]

What the hell is going on around here?! smiley - bigeyes


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Post 262

shazzPRME

*casually walks by and drops the offending article off the end of her short,pointy,stick,thingy* Oops,sorry there Tatty smiley - sadface It was an accident, I can assure you smiley - smiley
shazzPRMEsmiley - winkeye


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Post 263

Dizzy H. Muffin

Be vewy quiet. [Elmer Fudd laugh] I'm hunting Magikarp!


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Post 264

Cupid Stunt

Vewy kwiet indeed.


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Post 265

Tatty42

[speaking at a whisper, just to humour YK and CS]

No problem ShazzPrme (hope I got that right?). In fact I wasn't even aware you'd done whatever it was you did (see, I've forgotten about it already!) smiley - winkeye


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Post 266

Cupid Stunt

Forgotten what? I forgot.


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Post 267

Dizzy H. Muffin

You must remember the old saying ... erm ... I forget what it was.


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Post 268

Tatty42

something about forgeting I guess...unfortuately, I too have forgot...


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Post 269

Bluebottle

I remembered to forget to remember.


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Post 270

Dizzy H. Muffin

Didn't the ancient geeks have some sort of hallway they went through and remembered everything?


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Post 271

shazzPRME

AS in:*What's a Grecian Urn?*
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shazzPRME...with short pointy stick thingy smiley - winkeye


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Post 272

P'hul -that just turns over heads up pennies that she finds



Hey you guys!!!

I want to be a lifeguard.
In fact, I wish to be...

hmmm...

I only hope I could fufill the duties of...
Anyone, the one that has yellow-polka-dot skin and a skincolored
bikini.

And white shoes, of course.



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Post 273

Bluebottle

I am sorry - but no swim-wear is allowed on the beach. smiley - sadface It's for safety - see the HRASC regulations off the main Beach page.
But you're welcome as a lifeguard, as long as you don't wear swimwear!


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Post 274

Dizzy H. Muffin

As an adolescent male, I feel I must say smiley - bigeyes.


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Post 275

Tatty42

OK, has the world flipped, or am I just missing something?


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Post 276

Dizzy H. Muffin

I suppose that depends on your gender.


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Post 277

Courtesy38

Greetings all ... I just wanted to let you know that after a hiatus ... I'm back

Oh and Tatty .... remember ... when you enter h2g2 you take a 90 degree turn to reality smiley - smiley

But the swim suit thing is REALLY for the common good smiley - smiley Just check out this link and all will be explained smiley - smiley

http://www.h2g2.com/A229303

Courtesy


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Post 278

Cupid Stunt

Wicked Child!

*Slaps Curtesy38 malcontently*


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Post 279

Dizzy H. Muffin

Hey, is that the way you always respond to courtesy? smiley - winkeye


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Post 280

Cupid Stunt

If she's wicked, yes.


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