A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut

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Post 201

Bluebottle

You are at the moment, but never fear - welcome to the lifeguard team!


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Post 202

Demon Drawer

I'm a liitle concerned about letting this hovercraft near our beach. Surely it should not be wearing it's skirt!!!! smiley - smiley


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Post 203

Bluebottle

Are skirts really clothes though? The one's I've seen on the lasses around here just can't be!


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Post 204

Cupid Stunt

Ta.


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Post 205

Bluebottle

You're welcome!


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Post 206

Cupid Stunt

I can start straight away can i?


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Post 207

tyran

Don't worry, there...
My hovercraft is absoltely skirt free....
in fact, the entire hull is missing as well, as an extra precaution


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Post 208

saffire

sounds VERY safe...smiley - winkeye


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Post 209

Bluebottle

And of course you can start straight away - just head over to the beach!


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Post 210

tyran

Extrememly safe...

even the airbags are H.R.A.S.C. regulated... the bags were removed, leaving only air...

it's complicated, but perfectly safe


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Post 211

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

* a rather largish snow ball rolls down mt. sandcastle and melts on the beach, leaving a woman's swim suit with in a bag with a note to destroy with cation and signed theat amzaingly froody life gaurd, who despite often dives remains hrsac complient, Third asst. eng.*


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Post 212

Cupid Stunt

*Dithers aimlessly*

Wot?


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Post 213

typolifi

hello if you want I can be a life-endengering-man (LEM --- check my entry on him, when it will be written smiley - fish) After all with so many lifeguards on the beach one feels too safe.
otherwise, it's floppy normal. (If I dArE sAy) (What a strange language English is, a vowel every two letters! )


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Post 214

typolifi

A strange thing also that my replies are always on the deep bottom of the discussions. No, it's normal after all.


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Post 215

shazzPRME

You still haven't told me if I can pick up the litter BB ;-(
shazzPRMEsmiley - winkeye


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Post 216

Bluebottle

I'm sorry Shazz - I updated the main Lifeguard list on the Beach page to include you - though I guess I hadn't said here that I'd done it... I didn't mean to forget you, honest! You've got the job.


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Post 217

Cupid Stunt

*dithers aimlessly*

Mmm?


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Post 218

shazzPRME

Thank you BB smiley - smileyMy short pointy stick is at the ready smiley - smiley
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 219

Dizzy H. Muffin

[A warbling tremolo becomes audible, accompanied by a green aura appearing. In the center of the aura, YK appears, dressed in swimtrunks that have Poké Balls attached to where the belt would be were he wearing Blue Jeans. The aura and the warbling tremolo fade out.]

D'OH! I'm late!


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Post 220

Cupid Stunt

*Dithers more aimlessly*

Well...


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