A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut

Be a Lifeguard (Didn't we just leave this party?)

Post 1

Dizzy H. Muffin

"Do you want to prevent people from drowning? Would you like to give the kiss of life to a bikini-babe or handsome hunk? Then join the Beach & Fountain lifeguards, and be proud to save lives, and look GOOD in a swimsuit!"

Omit the swimsuit bit because of the HRASC.

The reason we changed forums was because it was taking aeons to load. As usual.


Be a Lifeguard (Didn't we just leave this party?)

Post 2

saffire

and now im the second one here! all the more handsome hunks for me...


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Post 3

Cupid Stunt

How did you know ui was coming?


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Post 4

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

I see she was pleased to see you


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Post 5

Dizzy H. Muffin

Fascinating.


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Post 6

A Fish called Bob

*Flops onto beach to show off, but then realises he can't breath...*

smiley - fish

*gasp*


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Post 7

Dizzy H. Muffin

OH-OH! BIG GOBBERFISH! /HUGE/ AUNTIE!

Oh, never mind. [takes a fishbowl out of his backpack, fills it with water, and puts Bob in it]


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Post 8

saffire

whew that was a close one ... i thought i was going to have to do mouthtomouth on a fishsmiley - bigeyes


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Post 9

Dizzy H. Muffin

Something's fishy about this whole situation ... smiley - fish


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Post 10

Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores


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Post 11

Dizzy H. Muffin

Fascinating.


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Post 12

Cupid Stunt

Do you say anything alse apart from 'fascinating' and telling fish jokes? (If anyone answers "I speck" to that they will be hung, dranw, quatered, squeezed, drilled, plugged, thumped, starched, ironed, wrapped and sent parcels home.)


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Post 13

Dizzy H. Muffin

Damn.


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Post 14

Cupid Stunt

Well, i might just give them a good telling off.


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Post 15

Dizzy H. Muffin

Goof for you. And I think that this is getting silly, which is synonymous to "this is the H2G2".


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Post 16

saffire

you silly duck you...


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Post 17

Cupid Stunt

Soapy Duck!


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Post 18

Dizzy H. Muffin

OH-oh! BIG DUCK! /HUGE/ AUNTIE!


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Post 19

The Fish

Thanks for saving my fish Jedi! He's young and inexperianced. But he's learingsmiley - smiley

By the way, if you know any watery life forms that would like a home, tell them about my Fish Pond! at http://www.h2g2.com/A331642smiley - smiley

smiley - fish


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Post 20

Dizzy H. Muffin

Not really...


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