A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut
Be a Lifeguard (Didn't we just leave this party?)
Dizzy H. Muffin Started conversation May 29, 2000
"Do you want to prevent people from drowning? Would you like to give the kiss of life to a bikini-babe or handsome hunk? Then join the Beach & Fountain lifeguards, and be proud to save lives, and look GOOD in a swimsuit!"
Omit the swimsuit bit because of the HRASC.
The reason we changed forums was because it was taking aeons to load. As usual.
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saffire Posted May 29, 2000
and now im the second one here! all the more handsome hunks for me...
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Cupid Stunt Posted May 29, 2000
How did you know ui was coming?
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted May 30, 2000
I see she was pleased to see you
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A Fish called Bob Posted May 30, 2000
*Flops onto beach to show off, but then realises he can't breath...*
*gasp*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 30, 2000
OH-OH! BIG GOBBERFISH! /HUGE/ AUNTIE!
Oh, never mind. [takes a fishbowl out of his backpack, fills it with water, and puts Bob in it]
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saffire Posted May 31, 2000
whew that was a close one ... i thought i was going to have to do mouthtomouth on a fish
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted May 31, 2000
Something's fishy about this whole situation ...
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Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here Posted Jun 1, 2000
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England but only in tropical fish stores
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Cupid Stunt Posted Jun 1, 2000
Do you say anything alse apart from 'fascinating' and telling fish jokes? (If anyone answers "I speck" to that they will be hung, dranw, quatered, squeezed, drilled, plugged, thumped, starched, ironed, wrapped and sent parcels home.)
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Cupid Stunt Posted Jun 1, 2000
Well, i might just give them a good telling off.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 1, 2000
Goof for you. And I think that this is getting silly, which is synonymous to "this is the H2G2".
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Jun 3, 2000
OH-oh! BIG DUCK! /HUGE/ AUNTIE!
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The Fish Posted Jun 3, 2000
Thanks for saving my fish Jedi! He's young and inexperianced. But he's learing
By the way, if you know any watery life forms that would like a home, tell them about my Fish Pond! at http://www.h2g2.com/A331642
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- 1: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 29, 2000)
- 2: saffire (May 29, 2000)
- 3: Cupid Stunt (May 29, 2000)
- 4: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (May 30, 2000)
- 5: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 30, 2000)
- 6: A Fish called Bob (May 30, 2000)
- 7: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 30, 2000)
- 8: saffire (May 31, 2000)
- 9: Dizzy H. Muffin (May 31, 2000)
- 10: Lonnytunes - Winter Is Here (Jun 1, 2000)
- 11: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 1, 2000)
- 12: Cupid Stunt (Jun 1, 2000)
- 13: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 1, 2000)
- 14: Cupid Stunt (Jun 1, 2000)
- 15: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 1, 2000)
- 16: saffire (Jun 2, 2000)
- 17: Cupid Stunt (Jun 3, 2000)
- 18: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 3, 2000)
- 19: The Fish (Jun 3, 2000)
- 20: Dizzy H. Muffin (Jun 3, 2000)
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