A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut
Lifeguard Application
Purr in Boots Started conversation Nov 5, 2020
Bluebottle, maight Aiy trrouble yeow fforr an application fforr Liffeguarrd Duty?
Grranted, Aiy have an irrational ffearr of waterr, yet Aiy sshould sstill be able to ffulffill thosse rressponssibilitiess...as long as Aiy am only rrequirred to sstay on the beach, along the edgess of the pool, orr perrched high on one of the Liffeguarrd Towerrss...
Lifeguard Application
Bluebottle Posted Nov 6, 2020
Can you blow a whistle? Most lifeguards spend their time blowing whistles leaving everyone in the pool to wonder who is being whistled at and why....
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Lifeguard Application
Purr in Boots Posted Nov 6, 2020
Mosst assurredly Aiy can blow a whisstle. Aiy did sso at maiy lasst place of employment when therre wass ssome harrassment going on.
...or perrhapss that issn't exactly what yeow werre meaning...?
No, the pointy teeth do not hamperr maiy ability to usse ssuch a device.
Err... Prrovided yeow take meow on as a new hirre, would Aiy alsso have a plaque on the wall herre, like the rresst of yeowr memeberr Liffeguarrdss...?
Lifeguard Application
Purr in Boots Posted Nov 6, 2020
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Bluebottle, may I use this convo as "set dressing" for the continuation an encounter at the Lifeguard Hut, attached to the fallow Pooh Sticks Triathlon that I am attempting to bring to a Conclusion?
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Lifeguard Application
Purr in Boots Posted Nov 6, 2020
Iff the plaque iss cusstomizzable, would yeow pleasse have maiyn rread: 
My unreasonable fear of water won't stop this Cat from rescuing you... I hope. >>TWEEEEET!!!<< NO RUNNING BY THE EDGE OF THE POOL! 
Lifeguard Application
Purr in Boots Posted Nov 6, 2020
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<BB<, I hope I haven't over-stepped my bounds with the dialog I used for the initial encounter at the Lifeguard Hut (within the context of the Pooh Sticks Triathlon thread), using you as a character to add detail to the scene...
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Lifeguard Application
Bluebottle Posted Nov 9, 2020
Ah - a plaque, eh? Hmm - that means I'll have to brush away some of the cobwebs 
from the wall for a moment... Hang on...
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h2g2 auto-messages Posted Nov 9, 2020
Editorial Note: This conversation has been moved from 'Who Is Bluebottle?' to 'H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut'.
Lifeguard Application
Bluebottle Posted Nov 9, 2020
Okay, I've found a bit of wall space and added you to it 
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Lifeguard Application
Purr in Boots Posted Nov 9, 2020
Thank yeou kindly, fine Ssirr...!
Oh. That ~doess~ look nice therre...
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