A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut
Be a lifeguard
Bluebottle Posted Feb 18, 2000
It just means kinda to waste time hanging around for no apparent reason. ie - you are faffing in this forum
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 19, 2000
Can I sign up to be a lifeguard?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 20, 2000
You'll have to be a naked one. HRASC is in action.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 20, 2000
What's up with you?
Somebodies in a str-op!
Somebodies in a str-op!
*dances childishly*
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Tatty42 Posted Feb 20, 2000
Any hewies need fixing? Any hewies need "fixing"? Whatever the case, I'm going to need a large baseball bat or 2"x4"!
How is every one? I really didn't have the time or resources to read the backlog, so a brief update would be appreciated.
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 20, 2000
Erm... okay. Anything else I should be told?
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shazzPRME Posted Feb 21, 2000
*shazz wanders in with small,pointy stick and proceeds to jab at obsolete debris* Wow! How did this get here Bb? I better remove it at once incase anyone gets the wrong idea!*prods at discarded female swimsuit and impales it rather successfully 
shazzPRME 
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 21, 2000
Hi Justin - of course you can be a lifeguard - all you have to do is think up a title that hopefully describes what type of lifeguard you want to be.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 22, 2000
*dithers, looking for a ditherable chair to dither on*
Wot?
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shazzPRME Posted Feb 22, 2000
I seem to have caught your dithering Cupid Stunt!! Where am I supposed to put this swimsuit? It's clogging up my short,pointy stick thingy 
shazzPRME
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 22, 2000
I'm sorry? would you like an actual suggestion, or was that an open ended offer?
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The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin Posted Feb 23, 2000
How about 'Parachuting action hero lifeguard' ?
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 23, 2000
Okay, Parachuting ACtion Hero Lifeguard it is.
Just keep those cows away from me!
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- 243: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Feb 19, 2000)
- 244: Dizzy H. Muffin (Feb 20, 2000)
- 245: Cupid Stunt (Feb 20, 2000)
- 246: Dizzy H. Muffin (Feb 20, 2000)
- 247: Cupid Stunt (Feb 20, 2000)
- 248: Tatty42 (Feb 20, 2000)
- 249: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Feb 20, 2000)
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- 258: The Researcher formally known as Dr St Justin (Feb 23, 2000)
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