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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 13, 2000
Oh, hello, Cupid! [dripping sarcasm next word] "Nice" to see you again.
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Tatty42 Posted Feb 13, 2000
Hello! Could I have a job as Helicopter Technician/Engineer, please!
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saffire Posted Feb 13, 2000
hello all im back!
yk you better not be wearing any clothes now...
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 13, 2000
Why are you being so sarcastic?
*continues dithering untill he decides to take offence*
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 14, 2000
Oh, sorry. It's just that the last time you and I met, we parted with slight animosity. I'm only being annoying in the presence of His/Her Royal Highness (whoever he or she is) because otherwise I'd be no better than Robert Stanley.
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 14, 2000
Okay Tatty - you can be hired! 
Why is everyone so fascinated by helicopters etc nowadays.....?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 14, 2000
I saw a web page on "Black Helicopters are the Enemy."
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Demon Drawer Posted Feb 14, 2000
And to think the Helicopter was only a device to help me win at a waterbomb fight by the pool. What have I started?
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Bluebottle Posted Feb 14, 2000
I thought it was Roasted Amoeba and his desire for free helicopter rides 11 weeks ago.
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 14, 2000
I'm confused, the last time we met was in the spam skit foprum wasn;t it?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 14, 2000
And I promised I wouldn't go there any more. Any questions?
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Tatty42 Posted Feb 14, 2000
No,YK, Black Helicopters are the S.A.S. They always use Black Choppers!
Can have a large spanner/wrench/2"x4"/basic beating implement please?
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 15, 2000
I disagree! I'm not sure with what, but I disagree with it!
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 15, 2000
Are you still in a strop then? as if you are it could affect my dithering.
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Feb 15, 2000
[furiously working on what looks like sheet music on his computer screen. Then he stops] Oh, sorry. I was busy transcribing the Pokémon theme music to Midi. What were you saying?
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Cupid Stunt Posted Feb 16, 2000
Go back and read the forum entry. Anyway, I've got some inate faffing to do.
*Dithers*
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