A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut

Be a lifeguard

Post 181

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Shall I give it an official HRASC membership?


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Post 182

kearnest

No problem, that's what I'm here for.smiley - smiley


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Post 183

kearnest

No drinking while flying.I promise!!


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Post 184

kearnest

No drinking while flying.I promise!! But by the way I like it cold.


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Post 185

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

You want to be a HRASC member?


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Post 186

tyran

Ok, why not.

Don't worry, my alligator-catching hovercraft is fully equipped with sandcastle detectors, and will automatically swerve away from any sandcastles.

Also equipped with detachable skis for the Alpine resort, a cd/mp3 stereo system, and an alligator containment pen


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Post 187

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

*huff puff, faint voice from less than half way up*
exactly and that would be why I have to climb

(see dangoros of helicoptors a couple postings back)


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Post 188

saffire

bluebottle do i still have my luxurrrrrious personal helicopter from way back when?


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Post 189

tyran

Don't worry Sapphire, if you need a lift I can always give you a lift on my brand new hovercraft


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Post 190

Cupid Stunt

Do you need anynore lifeguards? I do other theings apart from wait for toasted spam incidently!


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Post 191

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

*a very faint voice from the direction of the mt. sand castle*
wow, i am stunned, cupid-stunt. Absolutly shopcked.

aaaagggghhhh
*thump*


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Post 192

Cupid Stunt

What! I'm a man of many talents.


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Post 193

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

I'm sure there's still some Apache Gunship helicopters parked somewhere, left over from the first incarnation of the beach. Can't remember who's they were, though.


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Post 194

Bluebottle

Hi all.
yes, Saphire you still have your helicopter from way back, with all the added extras included.
And yes, O Spam-waiting one, we do have vacancies for more lifeguards - what would you like to do?


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Post 195

Cupid Stunt

Mmmm, Tricky. Do you need an inately faffing about life guard that's allways doing thingd but never actually gets anything done?


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Post 196

Bluebottle

Yes - having one of those sounds good to me.
They're always handy.


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Post 197

tyran

Oh, good... now we can take down the cardboard lifeguard... cause now we have the real thing


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Post 198

shazzPRME

Hi theresmiley - smiley I don't have that much time to be a proper lifeguard what with all my other commitments...but I would LOVE to be the person who wanders about picking up the rubbish with a pointy stick smiley - smiley(I have a fondness for short pointy sticks since my first attempt at Pooh Sticks with one actually won the game!) I should think that once a week would suffice...how does that sound to you?
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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Post 199

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

*faint shouting heard but to distent to make out.*


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Post 200

shazzPRME

arghh!! Am I the only one here??
shazzPRME smiley - winkeye


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