h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Shall I give it an official HRASC membership?

No problem, that's what I'm here for.

No drinking while flying.I promise!!

No drinking while flying.I promise!! But by the way I like it cold.

You want to be a HRASC member?

Ok, why not.

Don't worry, my alligator-catching hovercraft is fully equipped with sandcastle detectors, and will automatically swerve away from any sandcastles.

Also equipped with detachable skis for the Alpine resort, a cd/mp3 stereo system, and an alligator containment pen

*huff puff, faint voice from less than half way up*
exactly and that would be why I have to climb

(see dangoros of helicoptors a couple postings back)

bluebottle do i still have my luxurrrrrious personal helicopter from way back when?

Don't worry Sapphire, if you need a lift I can always give you a lift on my brand new hovercraft

Do you need anynore lifeguards? I do other theings apart from wait for toasted spam incidently!

*a very faint voice from the direction of the mt. sand castle*
wow, i am stunned, cupid-stunt. Absolutly shopcked.

aaaagggghhhh
*thump*

What! I'm a man of many talents.

I'm sure there's still some Apache Gunship helicopters parked somewhere, left over from the first incarnation of the beach. Can't remember who's they were, though.

Hi all.
yes, Saphire you still have your helicopter from way back, with all the added extras included.
And yes, O Spam-waiting one, we do have vacancies for more lifeguards - what would you like to do?

Mmmm, Tricky. Do you need an inately faffing about life guard that's allways doing thingd but never actually gets anything done?

Yes - having one of those sounds good to me.
They're always handy.

Oh, good... now we can take down the cardboard lifeguard... cause now we have the real thing

Hi there I don't have that much time to be a proper lifeguard what with all my other commitments...but I would LOVE to be the person who wanders about picking up the rubbish with a pointy stick (I have a fondness for short pointy sticks since my first attempt at Pooh Sticks with one actually won the game!) I should think that once a week would suffice...how does that sound to you?
shazzPRME

*faint shouting heard but to distent to make out.*

arghh!! Am I the only one here??
shazzPRME