A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jan 21, 2000
The Larch.
The. Larch.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jan 21, 2000
And now...
Number 2..
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 22, 2000
Calm down I don't think larches can grow from acorn and that's all I remember being planted on the sandcastle.
DD 
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 22, 2000
I think I do still remember what I meant Larches the plural of Larch to which BB was taking offence, a gate and a crazy paved path.
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third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Jan 24, 2000
thT makes two of us, is a larch a tree? of cours the very best tree is a.............................teak.....followed closly by oak
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Roasted Amoeba Posted Jan 24, 2000
No. 1
The Larch.
The LARCH.
... so now you know how to recognise various types of trees from quite a long way away.
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jan 24, 2000
Stop this. Far too silly.
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saffire Posted Jan 24, 2000
for the love of god someone please tell me what a larch is!!!!!
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 24, 2000
Larch n. any tree of the coniferous genus Larix, distinguished from cedar by the deciduous leaves.
Happy now.
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 24, 2000
And Monty Python did a sketch called "How to identify different trees from very far away" and each tree was Number 1: The Larch. The LARCH. (done in a very weird funny voice)
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third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Jan 25, 2000
after the third rep, you just know it has to be a monty python thingy.
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The Ghost Of TV's Frink Posted Jan 25, 2000
Hey Blue - how is it I haven't applied to be a lifeguard yet? If the position is available I'd like to be the jellyfish lookout.
Here is my "resume"
I've seen lots of jellyfish and enjoy looking out for them.
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 25, 2000
Okay TV's Frink - I didn't know that you had applied for a lifeguard job, sorry 
But you'll definately be one - promise!
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 25, 2000
As performed so dramatically in YK's article.
http://www.h2g2.com/A127766
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