A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut

Lifeguards

Post 121

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

The Larch.

The. Larch.


Lifeguards

Post 122

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

And now...


Number 2..


Lifeguards

Post 123

Bluebottle

The Larch. THE. LARCH.


Lifeguards

Post 124

Demon Drawer

Calm down I don't think larches can grow from acorn and that's all I remember being planted on the sandcastle.

DD smiley - smiley


Lifeguards

Post 125

saffire

larches?


Lifeguards

Post 126

Bluebottle

I think he means Oak trees. smiley - sadface


Lifeguards

Post 127

Demon Drawer

I think I do still remember what I meant Larches the plural of Larch to which BB was taking offence, a gate and a crazy paved path.


Lifeguards

Post 128

saffire

oh goodness why am i still confused...


Lifeguards

Post 129

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

thT makes two of us, is a larch a tree? of cours the very best tree is a.............................teak.....followed closly by oak


Lifeguards

Post 130

Roasted Amoeba

No. 1

The Larch.

The LARCH.

... so now you know how to recognise various types of trees from quite a long way away.


Lifeguards

Post 131

Bluebottle

Especially if they are.
The Larch. The LARCH.


Lifeguards

Post 132

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Stop this. Far too silly.


Lifeguards

Post 133

Demon Drawer

OaK. smiley - smiley


Lifeguards

Post 134

saffire

for the love of god someone please tell me what a larch is!!!!!


Lifeguards

Post 135

Demon Drawer

Larch n. any tree of the coniferous genus Larix, distinguished from cedar by the deciduous leaves.

Happy now. smiley - smiley


Lifeguards

Post 136

Bluebottle

And Monty Python did a sketch called "How to identify different trees from very far away" and each tree was Number 1: The Larch. The LARCH. (done in a very weird funny voice)


Lifeguards

Post 137

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

after the third rep, you just know it has to be a monty python thingy.


Lifeguards

Post 138

The Ghost Of TV's Frink

Hey Blue - how is it I haven't applied to be a lifeguard yet? If the position is available I'd like to be the jellyfish lookout.

Here is my "resume"

I've seen lots of jellyfish and enjoy looking out for them.


Lifeguards

Post 139

Bluebottle

Okay TV's Frink - I didn't know that you had applied for a lifeguard job, sorry smiley - sadface But you'll definately be one - promise!


Lifeguards

Post 140

Demon Drawer

As performed so dramatically in YK's article.

http://www.h2g2.com/A127766


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