A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut

Soul lifeguards

Post 81

Bluebottle

Yes - you are welcome to be a lifeguard, and you'll be one as soon as you tell me what sort of title you'd like. Look at the page in order to get some ideas if you can't think of one.


Soul lifeguards

Post 82

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

I think I will be known as:
"TechnicolorYawn - Lifeguard with spring-loaded nipples and the inate ability to run in slow motion. (He has his own floaty orange thing on a string, you know)"


Soul lifeguards

Post 83

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

hi Bluebottle

Thanx for writing me on the team but....I know I picked but my title is long and confusing think we could maby change it to "lifegaurd who inexplicably wears scuba gear" that is just as eccentric but less of a mouthfull. thanks


Soul lifeguards

Post 84

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

On a complete tangent, go to
http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=27281&thread=32059 and bitch about people. And fill up someone's rather blank and lonely post list.


Soul lifeguards

Post 85

Donne

Hello! I am a poor swimmer and I'm deathly allergic to seaweed, but I do so love the beach. Can I be 'The Non-Bouyant But Enthusiastic Land-locked Lifeguard'? I am open to variations on that theme. smiley - smiley


Soul lifeguards

Post 86

saffire

ooooo so many lifeguards now--
fabuloso
-saffire


Soul lifeguards

Post 87

Krunchy

so when you see someone drowning are saffire and RA gonna stand there debating whether its male or female to see who goes and rescues it? I mean this could lead to people dying out here


Soul lifeguards

Post 88

Bluebottle

Maybe - but I believe TechicolorYawn and his scheme to remove all swimming costumes will relieve the issue a lot.
But welcome to the team, Donne! You're very welcome! smiley - smiley


Soul lifeguards

Post 89

Bluebottle

BTW - the bikini competition list is up at:
http://www.h2g2.com/A229367


Soul lifeguards

Post 90

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

At last! The H.R.A.S.C. homepage is up and running! Join up today
and make h2g2's bathing areas a safer place!
http://www.h2g2.com/A229303


welcome

Post 91

Donne

Thanks for the welcome, Bluebottle! I, er, wonder if anyone will actually swim if all suits are banned. After all, I'm sure such freedom would lead to less room on the sand, and open seas!


welcome

Post 92

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

I never said they were banned. It's just that if you do wear one, your liable to invite action from HRASC.


welcome

Post 93

Donne

True, yes, forgive me. I mispoke. Yet who would be foolish enough to wear a swim suit after witnessing the carnage on the HRASC home page? Not I!


The HRASC in action

Post 94

Donne

I hope you don't mind, TechnicolorYawn, but after signing up for the HRASC, I went down to the beach and started tourmenting unsuspecting swimmers in any sort of clothing. I am always enthusiastic when I begin a new task


The HRASC in action

Post 95

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

No, that's a good thing. I'm sure the sharks can't tell the difference betwwen swimwear and ordinary clothes. Those people must be so grateful to you.


The HRASC in action

Post 96

Bluebottle

I think you're doing a great job so far smiley - smiley


The HRASC in action

Post 97

Donne

If only we had some sort of cool HRASC t-shirts or caps...but then, of course, we'd risk a shark attack if we wore them tot he beach. Tatoos, anyone?


The HRASC in action

Post 98

Roasted Amoeba

No, actually I don't carry 89.9999kg of purple carrots around with me. The complex chemical process I referred to earlier involves transforming energy into matter, so I only need a very very small amount of purple carrots, and lots of energy, and *poof* I am a human.

See? smiley - smiley


The HRASC in action

Post 99

saffire

what is all this talk of hrasc?


The HRASC in action

Post 100

Krunchy

it stands for "H2G2 Researchers Against Swimming Costumes"
visit http://www.h2g2.com/A229303 for more
and as I'm a member I must inform you that unless you remove all of you clothes immediately you are under threat of shark attack, just to let you know! smiley - smiley


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