A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut
The HRASC in action
saffire Posted Dec 18, 1999
thank you oh so much for the warning...im forever indebted to you
did they ever build that pyre to burn all those bikinis and speedos?
maybe ill stop by
-saffire
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third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) Posted Dec 28, 1999
no they are being thrown into the water to feed the sharks. quick act now!!
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saffire Posted Dec 29, 1999
agh! what do i do--- i dont believe i have any clothes left!!!
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jan 5, 2000
Well, what are you worried about then? You are now completely saved from having rows of razor-sharp teeth sinking in to your thigh.
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 17, 2000
You see - we CAN make a difference and save lives.
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 19, 2000
Myself and Bernard the St. Bernard are putting ourselves forward as Lifeguards with special Mountain and Snow rescue abilities.
After all we do now have a ski resort on the beach.
DD
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TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jan 20, 2000
It's great, you should try it.
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 20, 2000
Hi Saffire we're even on the H.R.A.S.C. page. I think I'll have to actually do an entry as well but later.
For now it's just a big sandcastle that got a wee bit out of control. Now we can have a Surf and snow holiday and never leave the beach.
DD
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 20, 2000
Okay, you're now part of the elite Lifeguard community!
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 20, 2000
Yippee.
*Goes off in search of skiier in need of lifeguard*
Lifeguards
saffire Posted Jan 21, 2000
ive never been skiing before... what better way to start than at a virtual ski resort on the beach
Lifeguards
TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) Posted Jan 21, 2000
Are there any obstructions like trees on the mountain. They're like a magnet to me when I'm on the slopes.
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Bluebottle Posted Jan 21, 2000
If there are any trees, they'll have to be Oak Trees. This is a non-other-type-of-tree-except-Oak-trees zone.
Except perhaps for
Number One:
(Please say it!)
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Demon Drawer Posted Jan 21, 2000
It does appear that Oak trees have miraculously sprung up on Mt. Sandcastle. And do in fact appear to be making a regular appearance in the James Bond Movie as well. Not bad going for a young sandcastle which grew up really fast.
DD
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- 101: saffire (Dec 18, 1999)
- 102: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Dec 28, 1999)
- 103: saffire (Dec 29, 1999)
- 104: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Jan 5, 2000)
- 105: third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs) (Jan 11, 2000)
- 106: Bluebottle (Jan 17, 2000)
- 107: Demon Drawer (Jan 19, 2000)
- 108: saffire (Jan 19, 2000)
- 109: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Jan 20, 2000)
- 110: Demon Drawer (Jan 20, 2000)
- 111: Bluebottle (Jan 20, 2000)
- 112: Demon Drawer (Jan 20, 2000)
- 113: Bluebottle (Jan 20, 2000)
- 114: saffire (Jan 21, 2000)
- 115: Bluebottle (Jan 21, 2000)
- 116: Demon Drawer (Jan 21, 2000)
- 117: Bluebottle (Jan 21, 2000)
- 118: TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund) (Jan 21, 2000)
- 119: Bluebottle (Jan 21, 2000)
- 120: Demon Drawer (Jan 21, 2000)
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