A Conversation for H2G2 Waterworks: The Lifeguard Hut

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Post 101

saffire

thank you oh so much for the warning...im forever indebted to yousmiley - smiley
did they ever build that pyre to burn all those bikinis and speedos?
maybe ill stop by
-saffire


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Post 102

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

no they are being thrown into the water to feed the sharks. quick act now!!


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Post 103

saffire

agh! what do i do--- i dont believe i have any clothes left!!!


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Post 104

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Well, what are you worried about then? You are now completely saved from having rows of razor-sharp teeth sinking in to your thigh.


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Post 105

third asst. eng.(deuce of clubs)

thank goodness for that!


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Post 106

Bluebottle

You see - we CAN make a difference and save lives.


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Post 107

Demon Drawer

Myself and Bernard the St. Bernard are putting ourselves forward as Lifeguards with special Mountain and Snow rescue abilities.

After all we do now have a ski resort on the beach.

DD


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Post 108

saffire

a ski resort on the beach?!?!


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Post 109

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

It's great, you should try it.


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Post 110

Demon Drawer

Hi Saffire we're even on the H.R.A.S.C. page. I think I'll have to actually do an entry as well but later.

For now it's just a big sandcastle that got a wee bit out of control. Now we can have a Surf and snow holiday and never leave the beach.

DD smiley - smiley


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Post 111

Bluebottle

Okay, you're now part of the elite Lifeguard community!


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Post 112

Demon Drawer

Yippee. smiley - smiley
*Goes off in search of skiier in need of lifeguard*


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Post 113

Bluebottle

Give me a ski and it'll be me!


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Post 114

saffire

ive never been skiing before... what better way to start than at a virtual ski resort on the beachsmiley - bigeyes


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Post 115

Bluebottle

Exactly. It's the perfect way to learn.


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Post 116

Demon Drawer

And if you get in trouble I'll always dig you out.

DD smiley - smiley


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Post 117

Bluebottle

Or we could just melt the snow a little... smiley - winkeye


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Post 118

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Are there any obstructions like trees on the mountain. They're like a magnet to me when I'm on the slopes.


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Post 119

Bluebottle

If there are any trees, they'll have to be Oak Trees. This is a non-other-type-of-tree-except-Oak-trees zone.
Except perhaps for
Number One:
(Please say it!)


Lifeguards

Post 120

Demon Drawer

It does appear that Oak trees have miraculously sprung up on Mt. Sandcastle. And do in fact appear to be making a regular appearance in the James Bond Movie as well. Not bad going for a young sandcastle which grew up really fast.

DD


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