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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Sep 18, 2007
Wimmin don't have willies which, for me, is where they start going wrong.
Oddly enough that's probably exactly the thing they think makes them better than men.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 18, 2007
But some of us appreciate those features that women have and which men don't whilst also appreciating those that men do have and women don't, its a funny old world
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Sep 19, 2007
Hey! Men do plenty of heartbreakin too!
And its because we dont have a willy that we end up thinking with our hearts instead of our heads... Almost as bad as and definitely as annoying as men thinking with their other head...
My dad believes quite honestly that women use sex for love and men use love for sex.
That's pretty bleak.
I think it's OFTEN the case but not a total rule...
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Sep 19, 2007
I saw a bumper sticker in Australia, some years ago, that said " If they didn't have fannies we'd throw rocks at them". Sadly it's probably true.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 19, 2007
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Sep 19, 2007
it's the dribbling Reverend.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 19, 2007
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 19, 2007
hello and hi and welcome to the penni thread
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Sep 19, 2007
'Allo kay1983.
Blimey, in at the deep end!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 19, 2007
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Sep 19, 2007
Apparently Glaswegian 'ladies' used to drink a mixture of Babycham and Brandy which they named 'The Leg-opener'.
This is of ne relevance but I just heard about it and had to share.
Me, women, peni and sex...
Primeval Mudd (formerly Roymondo) Posted Sep 19, 2007
All threee if he's lucky.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Sep 19, 2007
>>> My dad believes quite honestly that women use sex for love and men use love for sex. <<<
If anything I'd say it was the otherway round. They know I like sex, to to get my love they keep thowing rocks at me. And I want a woman I could love, one to trust in, end-up shagging them and thinking that's all that there is to 'em; it's not "real" and just want to do-one.
I'm getting so fed-up with this looking for a nice safe place in which to stuff my knob, safe in all aspects, for scab free to she really wanting me.
Just had a chat with my mum. Told her I'm thinking of 'going on the game' become an Escort becase if all that women want is sex I may aswell be getting paid.
She said if that's what I want go for it. Also told her about Saturday, she said if it's on offer I should just take it.
But when it is just on offer I never do want to.
Least if it's 'bussiness' I'd know where I am with it all is what I'm thinking.
Not to 'get-off' on getting paid, or even the money, I don't need the money. It's just setting limits. Trying to be dtnamic about a relationship, it don't do.
So, how much should I charge? 50p a £1?
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Sep 19, 2007
If you sign up with an agency they give you guidelines...
A lot of women do just want sex, an awful lot of women I believe think they just want sex a) Because it's 'safe' from any emotional pain and b)Because they think it's what men want and therefore they get to fulfil a need for closeness, contact and intimacy but in a way that keeps the men happy. Oh, and a possible C) That one of them might fall in love with them and be 'The One'.
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Jackruss a Grand Master of Tea and Toast, Keeper of the comfy chair, who is spending a year dead for tax reasons! DNA! Posted Sep 19, 2007
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Sep 19, 2007
Sorry... I'll try to make it simpler in the future Rev, just for you...
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