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My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Galigan Posted Sep 14, 2007
Indeed it is. Good luck/congrats to you sir!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 14, 2007
Eeep..... yeh... but a little tireing at times 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Brown Eyed Girl Posted Sep 14, 2007
We should have a penis meet in Canal Street in Manchester!
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 14, 2007
blimey... been a few years since I used to go down canal Street 
I got an email... I got an email... 
So the proper* kinda date thing yesterday (as opposed to the not proper date thing today), looks like I'll be seeing them again 
and they were so loverly
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Sep 15, 2007
>>> We should have a penis meet in Canal Street in Manchester! <<<
A kind of "Meet the meat, meet?" 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 16, 2007
sounds good to me 
I'm sore in odd places I dunno... the things one has to do for kicks... 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
Researcher 815350 Posted Sep 16, 2007
I've been sore in odd places too, Manchester is just one of 'em. 
So your date went well then?
[ Mine did, At the end she did mention doing something next weekend, her I'd like to be doing. 
She's 
with the idea of still speaking with others about dating. Which is handy since when I checked my messages today another woman has requested my company thus:
I don't need or want to chat on MSN.
I should like the details of the meeting to be:
Date: Friday 21st September.
Location: The car park of ******************** Pub
,
,
,
.
Time: 8pm
Is that convenient for you?
I like her style! 
]
Do women like to be able to "have a feel" of what could be, by being pulled in close, or is or me, because it always works.
I also had 'this friend once' and one of the first things he noticed about now ex girlfriend was when the met, her hand on my knob as he stood in the carpark. 
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zendevil Posted Sep 17, 2007
Garrgh! I should be over all this nonsense by now; i had decided to die a frustrated old maid & what bloody happens?
There i am; innocently sitting in an Oirish pub with a few blokes & in walks...............
Oh dear.
Just my type.
Longhaired hippy backpacker.
With guitar.
And blue eyes.
And he is Irish.
And obviously I ask politely "do you by any chance happen to need a place to sleep tonight?" (i am renowned for my kindness)
; the town sends just about every stray needing help my way.)
*sigh*
So we've spent tonight busking together; fleecing the rabidly evil rich & i have put him to bed upstairs, whilst i sleep down here: i couldn't possibly pounce on a guy 14 years younger with a "sorta" French girlfriend & an old doggie back in Youkay could i? It's just morally incorrect. Plus i have a "sorta" french BF. But my pussy (cat) adores him. I could accomodate his ageing doggie.
Help me be strong & moral, my fiends. Or i may choke on my own drool.
zdt
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Researcher 815350 Posted Sep 17, 2007
Yes you could, as for the "sorta" ones, they're only French so don't matter.
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Br Robyn Hoode - Navo - complete with theme tune Posted Sep 17, 2007
Aw bless... Did you refrain or was there sweet sorta french music?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 17, 2007
Refrain?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 17, 2007
Je n'ai aucune contrainte
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Sep 17, 2007
I think we should all speak English now, before we all are moderated on
I never did find out what bagels had to do with penises, getting these things back on thread
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 17, 2007
Yes, the bagel thing mysttified me.... maybe we're missing out on a trick
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nortirascal Posted Sep 17, 2007
Perhaps it has something to do with Nigella Lawsons cookery programmes?
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 17, 2007
I'd not know; I don't watch TV 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Sep 17, 2007
Oh well, let's all go back to willy watching 
. It's undoubtably funnier
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 17, 2007
And more fun 
My penis and I - what do women think of penises?
nortirascal Posted Sep 17, 2007
I have a list of things not to say to a naked man - includes such gems as "That explains the car then" and "I guess that makes me the early bird".
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