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I'm very prudish so I don't talk about the monster in my trouser!!

I'm not very prudish... Anyone who does the things I do and with the abandon I'll do it with (i.e. Once I'm there and comfortable, I dont hold back) has no right to be a prude... It's just hypocritical!

Agree with you there Robyn- once I'm comfetable/confedent with someone... there is very little holding back And once I'm confedent and relaxed and comfetable with someone the i imagination is normally the only limit Unfortunately.... My imaimmagination is a bit short on limitations I'm bored... no iminant dates coming up this week

Make some sweet music with your other instruments then! where's the *proper* date?

What bugs me is women asking 10 zillion questions about you, your past.

To find out if your nice.

They tell you they don't want a f.

But on meeting it's kissing, giving it toungue not a handshake, a bit of a hug. And maybe it's me, the things out with.

But having me snogging in a pub garden was a little differnt for me.

Couple of drinks, and back to collect her car. But 'going for it' in a car park, a Mc Dondalds carpark. I mean get a room, at least why it is the would be first time together.


"I'm a good gurl" - This is getting old, because they never are with me.

Maybe I am one sexy bard, I don't know. But there has only been one knock back all my life. And I think I know why... I could not do anything with her, not got my ducks in a row before going on the date, err, sorry, meet.



And I have said to tell me not to go out with this one on Friday and I won't.

If this one on Friday (being the first not to ask questions) wants sex, she'll have a suck, if you pardon the expression.

I ain't going dogging on the beach with her. I ain't going back to a hotel, not even her place. It's a date, and if she is another that tries to stick her tougue in down my throat, I woun't be happy.

Saying that, Satury I'll probably wake-up with her.

Had a really bad afternoon, stress city, need a shag. You see some people drink, sex is my drug. Not with millions, but I need a woman that can make me forget my own name, to be 'lost' in her.

A chap starts to notice that if you do knobble somebody on a first date the want you back. But if you don't then the women start telling of how they want a relationship, but no sex; dare to say let's go out then, nope, hint at sex and there all "we'll do that then."



Maybe I should give up, on the idea of ever being with anybody for the right reasons.

It's only sex. No, no it bloody ain't not with me. It's getting your heart ripped-out and shown to you.

The first woman that can do a proper relationship, one that grows, and maybe wait a few months; she may get a life time pass to old Mr. Blinky.

Do women really think they have to 'service' a man to keep him?

The 'proper date' is off this week with work and not often I think that free outside work anyhows Don't know how well thats actually gona work out... medium term would be my most optamistic view on it all things considered (getting a few feelings from recent Emails that maybe not as rosy as I first thought after the first date)

Not rosy, how?

Well might not be long term perminant type thing just got a phone call from one of the other 'friends' I met last week (not the proper 'date' person), so off out in a moment

My heart is aching - but it's not entirely the fault of the redheaded scorpio. When I hear it crack, I'll let you know

1leg Did you change your name because I changed mine?

What is a moto anyway? Why would two be bad?

I think it's a pirate thing, the leg thing, 2legs's... decrease, you know... in legs, to be more 'pirate'.

There is definitely worrying duality afoot, or do I mean leg?

*crack*

A moto... Aint that them there service stations you see on motorways?


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Posted 5 Hours Ago by Robyn Hoode - Merrie man found!
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If you sign up with an agency they give you guidelines...




Oh yeah?

What? Like health and safety?

Gutted, B E G.

Console yourself with the genius of..

"I'm very prudish so I don't talk about the monster in my trouser!!"

QOTD tommorow einmoto.

An ex of mine considered it. I considered him out of it, but not till I'd seen all the literature and stuff, it all looks pretty peachy if you're single though, get your drinks and meals paid for, all your travel, first hour goes to the agency and everything after that is a % commission to them (looking at about £100 plus an hour) and any extras are 'obviously illegal if being sold but we cant do anything if you decide you want to... what you do in private is up to you'... So that bit's cash in hand!

Is it a woman's place to not want to have sex with you? MONTHS? I dont know a woman who would go out for a guy for MONTHS without getting some, a girl wants to feel attractive dude!

I mean, ok, in the car park after a date is dodgy, but maybe the signals you're giving out are 'This is going nowehere long term, if you want some, get it while it's hot'

A girl doesnt like to waste a date.

BEG? Dont play with scorpios! What are you? if u dont mind me asking? (p.s. not that it matters, it's all cow poo anyway... )

Mixed? Possibly her sticking her tongue in my mouth at the first 'hello' kiss was my clue?

Yeah during the date I was giving the reasons why it'd fail unless she could accept some things about me.

Apparently women are quite happy as long as you'll f 'em.

A waste of a date? Well if all I am is 'a date', then I am nothing to them, so I don't want them.

If she did a second date, maybe she is looking to be with me, a day out, not the standard 2 hours and off to bed I have to suffer.

Months, yes becase I've had it in mind to find love, not a f. True I was looking for the latter at one point and keep thinking to fall back to that, but never do.

I suppose the answer is to this one at the weekend, it's our duty to support the nurses.

OMG! I'm going on a date with a nurse, I've just realised, that is meant to be a fantasy for some, and means nothing to me. Not even the uniform. And chances are if I go looking for sex with this one *that'll* be wrong! Still, I'm back on with women five years older than me.

>>> Is it a woman's place to not want to have sex with you? MONTHS? I dont know a woman who would go out for a guy for MONTHS without getting some, a girl wants to feel attractive dude! <<<




Fing you makes you attractive does it?


If a woman was with me, she'd know she is attractive, without having to get to sex. There is this thing that I find very attractive about some women, yeah, it's called a brain.