h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Which should be of keen interest to you boys

*rolls on floor laughing*

bloody 'ell, Potholer, you have got a dirty mind!

hi, i hope you dont mind me joining in your convo.

Not at all, but here's the rules: actually there's only one. You have to give Xanatic h*ll on a regular basis .

I loooove you Xan!!

How come I get blamed for a dirty mind when all I did was write the best possible technical description of someone's typing style.

Sometimes you women really surprise me with your mucky thoughts, but other times you're not *quite* so attractive.

*leers* And what's *that* supposed to mean?! *sniff*

Awww, you know full well what it means. No need to sniff

I knew a man Bojangles and he dances for you

Hi I am from New York. How do I make the smileys?

If you're from New York, smileys have to be done by hand after being dug up from a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying: '... etc.' See, if you were from anywhere else, you could just click on one and it'd take you to the page of instructions... however... and bear in mind that for you have to pay- since it's a foreign fish, you see... 42 £ sterling everytime you use it.

you know, I was going to try to make a joke about that before I saw your reply Mandragora. But you have exceeded anything I could have come up with so Ill shut up now.

how do I make it?

*sigh* Here's what you do - after the classic/ (assuming you're using goo like you should be) part in your address bar way up there *points up* type in 'smileys' and hit enter. use <> for them, i.e. if you want to make a drunk smiley, insert that words in between the little <>s.

And Potholer, all I can tell is that you implied that at some point us girlies were less attractive! (see there, 'wah' is a great smiley. if you run across a smiley you like point your clicker at it and it's bracket name will pop up next to it )

Well, I suppose even you can dip from 110% to 105% on occasion.

I think I fell into one of those classic traps there.
"Do you think I'm attractive in this?"
"Oh yes, it really makes you look good"
"So you think I don't look good in other outfits?"
"Uhhh - no. I mean yes. I give up. Help"

Hehe...cruel things we are. And quite unintentionally - we just honestly want to know if we're attractive *is quite unattractive atm*

btw

Hey, some of us cant use goo cos we do this sneakily at work...

whilr some do it sneakily at collage!

Yeah yeah yeah, you know that goo is poo because all the goo-ies have to keep blathering on about it whereas those of us in our right minds just keep using alabaster and rise above it (except me, of course)

huh?

not you Jane, I was being lazy and clicked reply on your posting whilst actually replying to the postings before it!

Confusing I know, but I'm lazy.

Just having a go at the poeple who, for some completely unknown reason, have succumbed to the mind washing about Goo.