h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

steady there corinth, what do u mean, most girls are nice and friendly but it just depend on what you do to wind them up... then they might become less nice and incresingly infriendly! well all i can say is in the words of m knox "im actually a very nice person"

m knox

For readers' information, that post was in reply to Post 20.

ah, now it all makes sence!

well, I wouldn;t go *that* far Jane!

lol, wat are you doing at the mo, are you at work?

yep, sure am!

and any minute now I'm going to disappear into a meeting with my boss to find out how well I've been doing (or not!) over the first month in my new job!

o, well, good lick, tell me if you get a good review!

she is for good luck!

i meant good luck, not good lick, whatever you do, DO NOT lick your boss!!!

that would not go down well!

Depends what sort of job you're applying for...

B

Indeed not! Especially as it is a he!

Well, why not perpetrate a few rumours at the same time...

B

yea, you know, just to pass the time!

hmm, well, possibly because I a) sit next to him and b) have to work with him!

Hootooing at work while sat next to the boss, eh?

Tut, tut.

B

who was talking to the person who is my boss's, boss's boss so I didn't post.

And anyway, my boss spends all his time on car sites and stuff!
at least we have programmers corner here so I can pretend it is work!

Oi, I didn't know that was a rule here. Throws at Nyssabird.

I have been told by Emily and by my Malaysian penpal to stay far away from the malay girls. Sniff. They don't think I should even try and ask them out.

I will try and talk to that girl. But I'm starting to think she was just finding it funny making me confused. And I have a tendency to always run around and look confused.

Why do they think you should stay away from them Xan?

Just go for it...

Any Malay nightclubs you can go to?

Its often good to have something different about yourself as a conversation starter. Back in the day I used to have my hair in spikes like a mine. Most of my pulls, the conversation started with 'I like you hair'. Of course this tactic will only work in a heavy metal club, and wouldnt work now as there are so many pop-metallers with spiky hair.

You've got about the biggest difference you could...

They think I should stay away because Malay girls just find it quite frightening to be asked out apparently.

And I don't usually have girls coming over to talk to me. But I've also never had spiked hair.

I haven't been to any Malay nightclubs yet. Will try tommorow.

Go for it, and remember, confidence attracts. How do you know you wont find one whose secret fantasy is to be approached by a tall westerner...