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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2004
no thats right you would never report us... 
because no-one would listen anyway 
come on then cadet get building
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Nov 30, 2004
Ahah, yes ofcourse
Never listen to me aye? we'll see </>
Right! the igloo! where did you get all this stuff anyway?
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Nov 30, 2004
*raised eyebrow*
Well? whered you get it?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2004
the snow is refined ice from the freezers since theres nothing else of value in them...
theres nothing else there is there mort?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Nov 30, 2004
err no... nothing...
What about the 'you-know-what' that I put in there to keep it out of our way?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Nov 30, 2004
*whispers to mort* well we can knock him out and put him inside forgeting to build a door after removing it... cant we? */*
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Nov 30, 2004
*looks fascinated*
Well, what is the point of the igloo anyway may I ask? I mean, wont it melt eventually?
*pause*
On second thoughts with the heating here maybe not
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 3, 2004
Yes well we're not at the north pole are we? are we? If we are its surprisingly different to how I remember
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 11, 2004
if it melts it will only make the place minimaly cleaner. whats the harm in that?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 11, 2004
Ahhh snowballs! 
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Dec 11, 2004
If we stick a bit og tinsel on it then it becomes a festive igloo
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 11, 2004
Oooh and maybe some 
?
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 13, 2004
This is highly irregular, using suspicously gained substances to build an igloo in the middle of the bridge
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Dec 13, 2004
would you really like us to tell you how we got these substances?
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Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] Posted Dec 14, 2004
Well I feel as an officer of this bridge I have a - wait, is it something which will a) get me in trouble b) disgust me or c) make me think even less of you than I already do?
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- 2721: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 30, 2004)
- 2722: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Nov 30, 2004)
- 2723: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Nov 30, 2004)
- 2724: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Nov 30, 2004)
- 2725: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 30, 2004)
- 2726: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Nov 30, 2004)
- 2727: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Nov 30, 2004)
- 2728: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Nov 30, 2004)
- 2729: Locke_Brigand (Dec 2, 2004)
- 2730: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Dec 3, 2004)
- 2731: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 11, 2004)
- 2732: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Dec 11, 2004)
- 2733: Khamsin (Dec 11, 2004)
- 2734: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 11, 2004)
- 2735: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Dec 11, 2004)
- 2736: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 11, 2004)
- 2737: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Dec 13, 2004)
- 2738: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Dec 13, 2004)
- 2739: Spacecadet Jack (Supreme Commander in Cheif) [Major] (Dec 14, 2004)
- 2740: Existential Elevator (Dec 14, 2004)
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