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The Captain's Office-sign up here!
[...] Posted Jun 19, 2003
Oh well... already welcomed that guy...
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Jun 19, 2003
Hi AJ Rimmer #1 - missed you, where have you been, - watching the scutters clean the pipes with a toothbrush again?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 20, 2003
Nah big sis, and RL came into play and made things worse.
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Trixingee Posted Jun 20, 2003
*enters the captains office*
er... hello? is this where i sign in?
*takes form and sits cross-legged on the desk to fill it out*
name: Trixingee (Trrrixixixix in native toungue, insect)
occupation: random mischief-maker and organizer of other peoples belongings
qualifications: i was an insect untill i was launched into space by some feak accident and floated around more-or-less dead untill colliding with a sneaker-shaped space craft which was rapidly shifting colors in an unknown specrum. the result was that i suddenly had a humanoid form (although the wings still remain, in proportion, but non-functional) and was standing inside Red Dwarf.
*is unsure how to sneeze, so just excretes pharamones on the form*
*hands the form back*
will that do?
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 20, 2003
Sure no problems, welcome aboard.
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Trixingee Posted Jun 20, 2003
oh, and if you want to know, i'm a wallnut... where i come from, insanity is a virtue, so i think i'll fi right in!
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Trixingee Posted Jun 20, 2003
ummm.....
how exactly do i go about getting a cabin? i know where to go, but i'm not sure what to do from there.....
i'll just buzz around here untill then, ok?
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Trixingee Posted Jun 20, 2003
*wanders out of the office, mumbling to herself* i wonder if there's a salad bar in the disco... i feel like dancing
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 20, 2003
Just start a new thread where you describe you cabin.
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Trixingee Posted Jun 21, 2003
yeah... kind of figgured that out right after i left...
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Trixingee Posted Jun 22, 2003
btw, how long does it take to be listed as part of the crew?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 22, 2003
too long... 
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Jun 22, 2003
Alright! I get the hint!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jun 22, 2003
thats good
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