A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
The Boardroom of E-vil, Plotting and General Mayhem
Phaid the Deranged (and silly) Posted Mar 2, 2007
or a stiffdrink, even
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Mr. Legion Posted Mar 2, 2007
That chair-riding looked like far too much fun for Galigan to be having - high-end, exclusive fun more suited to a Chairman (eh? eh?). Luckily, my current chair happens to be renowned economist John Maynard Keynes^.
*Scooches round to straddle Keynes, digs his heels into the economist's flanks*
Keynes! Giddyup! Hyaaargh, there! Make like a horsey!
*Mr Legion gallops around the room on the back of the red-faced elderly man, whooping and knocking over furniture and singing...*
Let me riiide through the wiiide open country that I love,
Don't fence me in...!
^see BoE ish #17, true believers!
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 2, 2007
Oy! That cat stole my smacking fish! How ever will I perform the fishslap dance now?
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Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. Posted Mar 2, 2007
A large Great White Shark lands of Evilclaw with a damp thud noise.
~ THUD!
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Phaid the Deranged (and silly) Posted Mar 2, 2007
Oooo! I want to see his fishslap dance, now. Perhaps we should kill the shark first?
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 3, 2007
We can just wait for it to aspyhexiate. Or however the blazes you spell that.
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Mar 3, 2007
*Phones RSPCA*
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Phaid the Deranged (and silly) Posted Mar 3, 2007
* BP* "Hey! that's very E-vil! Besides, it will be dead by the time those clowns get here." *Stands, watching thrash wildly.*
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 3, 2007
He keeps tailwhipping me 
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Mar 3, 2007
Aaah! I've been 
ed! This insult must be revenged!
*Whips out s*
Yes, be afraid, be very afraid, for I am the bearer of not one, but TWO fearsome s!
*Lunges forward, and promptly trips over *
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Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe] Posted Mar 3, 2007
*Casually reenters the BOE and searches the table for a big red button with flames on it. He presses the button and the far end of the table bursts into flame.*
I lit the barbecue, now lets cook some !
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Aximili Posted Mar 3, 2007
All I have iss this
. Not much meat on it, I'm afraid.
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Phaid the Deranged (and silly) Posted Mar 3, 2007
Oh yes! Grilled shark! I get the eyes! I get the eyes!
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Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe] Posted Mar 3, 2007
Best get them early, otherwise they turn into these rather bitter raisin like things.
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Phaid the Deranged (and silly) Posted Mar 3, 2007
Good idea! *grabs and starts toward shark on the barbee*
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Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe] Posted Mar 3, 2007
So how long do ya think it will take to cook on the setting "Hotter than he!!"
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Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe] Posted Mar 3, 2007
*prods with *
I think it's done.
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BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf Posted Mar 3, 2007
Ooooh, I was wondering when we'd have another BBQ. 
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Aximili Posted Mar 3, 2007
*Takes his Pizza and begins munching*
Mmm. Tasty.
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Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe] Posted Mar 3, 2007
Hey, could you pass the the left fin?
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- 17221: Phaid the Deranged (and silly) (Mar 2, 2007)
- 17222: Mr. Legion (Mar 2, 2007)
- 17223: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 2, 2007)
- 17224: Clive the flying ostrich: Amateur Polymath | Chief Heretic. (Mar 2, 2007)
- 17225: Phaid the Deranged (and silly) (Mar 2, 2007)
- 17226: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17227: BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17228: Phaid the Deranged (and silly) (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17229: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17230: BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17231: Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe] (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17232: Aximili (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17233: Phaid the Deranged (and silly) (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17234: Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe] (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17235: Phaid the Deranged (and silly) (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17236: Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe] (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17237: Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe] (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17238: BP - sometime guardian of Doobry the Thingite wolf (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17239: Aximili (Mar 3, 2007)
- 17240: Plebis -- Wielder of Swords, Sayer of 'Sodit' and Thingite Arch Recruiting Sergent for the Grand Warlord Clive the Flying Ostrich [back from touring the universe] (Mar 3, 2007)
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