A Conversation for The Manifesto for the Campaign to rename Thursday, "Thing"
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Mr. Legion Posted Aug 5, 2002
Eeeexcellent. I'll fetch my deerstalker hat and elephant gun. A few weeks back I introduced the entire cast of The Jungle Book into the greenhouse. We had some sport that day...
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T´mershi Duween Posted Aug 6, 2002
Elephant gun?.....did anyone say elephant gun?
...graps another 
and
and look around for an illegal 12 gauge firearm to shoot very large animals with
I see elephants, and I want to shoot the barsterds...
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Mr. Legion Posted Aug 6, 2002
The title just keeps on growing, doesn't it? Later, we can introduce some pro-fox hunting MPs into the fields and hunt them down with hounds, to make a point to them in a really twisted, ironic and ultimately pointless way...
Don't take too many T'mershi, or you'll-
*Booming sound of elephant gun*
- damage the fine oak panelling 
Fetch your monocle and your best plummy accent - weah going huntin'!
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T´mershi Duween Posted Aug 6, 2002
...I´m rrrrright there behind you mate..
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T´mershi Duween Posted Aug 6, 2002
Sorry about the hole in the wall......
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Aug 7, 2002
No problem, I've taken care of the hole with concertina. The stupid velociraptor has gotten in, though. Anyone have an extra firearm?
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Pinniped Posted Aug 7, 2002
*A worried-looking albatross drops a set of heavy brocade curtains from a great height, and wheels off before anyone gets the chance to shoot at it. Attached to the curtains is a note, which reads:
"Pinniped has had to go to the hospital to get his stomach pumped. It was that fish, wasn't it, Mr L? That was not a very nice thing to do. Back in a couple of days"*
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Mr. Legion Posted Aug 7, 2002
Telegram for Mr. Pinniped, Animal Hospital, c/o Rolf bloody Harris.
dear pinniped stop apologies for poison poisson stop thanks for taking it like a good sport stop hope to see you alive again stop bring me back the head of rolf harris stop yr. devoted non-enemy mr l stop
message ends
Catch the pigeon! Or was it an albatross? Fire up the biplane, Muttly!
Muttly: Snehehehe
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tho1001 Posted Aug 7, 2002
bookmarking
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Alex 195614 As everyone else seems to like incredibly long names I keep mine ironically short. Posted Aug 8, 2002
the title wasn't long enough hehehe
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Mr. Legion Posted Aug 8, 2002
That could make for a fun game. Like that 'I went to the shop and I bought...' game. Here goes...
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Aug 8, 2002
*Grabs an uzi and starts shooting a cover fire for albatross recoverors.
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Mr. Legion Posted Aug 9, 2002
Keep the cover fire high, OK? I've had to hang up a couple of posters to hide the gouges in the oak panelling.
*Downs , strats to spel thins wrongg~
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Aug 9, 2002
*runs out of ammo, shrugs, settles down for a quick with Mr.L*
Hmm... who wrecked the mini-bar? It seems to be in an awful state! WHAT WILL WE DO IF IT EXPIRES????? Drat... this calls for a serious state of emergency.
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Pinniped Posted Aug 9, 2002
*Scene : Hospital somewhere*
#1 Blousy Nurse : Oh Doctor, will Mr Pinniped be OK?
#2 Doctor [dodgy George Clooney look-alike] : Of course, Nurse. He's a plucky little fellah. We'll get round to sewing him back up some time in the next few hours, then discharge him to clear some bedspace in good time for the Obs+Gynae Friday Night Party...
#1 [fending off groping]: Oh, that's such a relief, Doctor! But what about the Albatross? Isn't it a bit dangerous to shoot those?
[Doctor shudders, suddenly develops long grey beard and glittering eye, ranting/mumbling etc....]
YHBW... 
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Mr. Legion Posted Aug 9, 2002
I fear thee, Ancient Doctor!
I fear thy glittering eye,
I fear thy ice-cold stethoscope,
You're quite a scary guy.
I guess a Clooney-lookalike beats The Aussie Who Must Not Be Named every time. Get Well Soon! or something similar. 
Don't worry about the minibar. I got a mute midget barman for it, and he keeps it stocked. Just don't try his Special Cocktails. There's more truth in the title than you can know...
*Claps hands imperiously*
Wodehouse! Another round of !
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T´mershi Duween Posted Aug 9, 2002
... ...did anyone say albatross...hate those birds, and now that there´s a hole in the wall I might as well use it to shoot som more annoying animals. Watch out everyone, here comes the 12 gauge shotgun blast again....kkkkKKKKAAAAAAAPPPPppppoowwww...did I get it, did I get it?
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Mr. Legion Posted Aug 10, 2002
I think this is what's called 'going postal'. As long as it's just directed at birdies we should be alright. But still, T'mershi, I think you may have had enough ... go on, give me the glass... 
don't point that thing at me! OK, keep your Er, look! Another albatross!
*
for cover*
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Rivkeh Yankee-Shoes... bashing about the BoE again Posted Aug 11, 2002
*clutching shoulder* Hang it all, T'mershi... you shot me! That really isn't very nice... fetch me a drink while I grimace dramatically and get some much needed sympathy and attention, will you O Postal One? *Grimaces in a brave sort of way* Forget that, you never were very nice... *pulls out bazooka* but if it's all in good fun, I'll play!
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T´mershi Duween Posted Aug 11, 2002
....gets everyone a , a and a tequila, and keep a low profile for the moment...unless someone tells me to shoot at something....
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