h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks ashamed. Brightens.*

We don't have any money! Unlucky!

*with that he escapes thru a window in a shower of glass, momentarily forgeting that he is on abou the hundredth floor of the building*

[He lands on bubbles of energy created by Mewtwo and Vekura, who are inside of them]

*Affy catches up with Elorex' truck, and gets a fun idea. He zooms ahead around an upcoming corner, and pours a lot of tar on the ground*

Maybe I'm reverting back to being the Green Jester. Oh, well. He was fun to be.

*Hides in a tree*

Could someone list everyone's known locations?

*IE, still hiding in the back of the van, wonders how she can stop the villans without getting herself killed in the process. She has stopped sulking as it was preventing her from concentrating.*

Now, if I could only... *squeezes herself through a gap in the money and reaches the back doors.*
Oh no! They're locked from the outside!

*She wrestles with the door a little and manages to wrench the doors open. The van swerves with the force of the opening, and the doors swing out, with IE still hanging on; slightly 007 stylee.*

Elorex: What in Mesabutan was that?
No 2: I have no idea...
No 3: I'll have a look. *He looks out of the window and sees the doors waving about.* Um, Elorex, something's going on back there...
Elorex: *taking a quick look himself, therefore causing the van to sway even more, and sees money littering the road behind the van.* I sense a trap!

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*GL, after noticing the stone passageways that he was traversing change to galvanized metal, concludes that Affy has managed to take us back to the future. He finds the nearest vent and kicks it open and climbs through, feet first. He quickly exits the women's washroom that he finds himself in, amid various gasps and screams (and one wink). He wanders the corridors until he finds the elevator and makes his way, finally, out of the building. A stray $100.00 bill blows past. GL runs off in the direction that the bill came from.*

*sea and evillene see money and run toward it*

[Mewtwo and Vekura fly on after it, after they put UH lightly down a safe distance away]

[The clones, yelling, burst out of what is now an air conditioning unit]

[They run into YK, YC, YQ, and Mackenzie. A lightsaber duel begins]

Elorex: How come the good guys find it so easy to track us, it just isn't right...

NO 2: I'm complaining to the union...

NO 3: We left the union

Elorex: Well, we'll have to go to Plan B lads... and get rid of the freeloader *eyes IE in his wing mirror*.

NO 2 and 3: Yes(sss) Elorex(sss)

*Sees the tar, eyes widen*

Elorex: Hold on, lads... evasive manouvres...

*Swerves hard, a spray of notes and coins litter the road as he does a 180 degree turn. The money lands in the tar where, days later, it accumilates a large number of very stupid looking people trying to pick it all up. The van's back wheels barely dipped in tar, before accellerating hard back down the road... IE isn't enjoying the experience*

[HP}=~~

*IE is flung across the floor by the force of Elorex's swerving.*
OW! That hurt!
*Gasping and looking out the back she can see a mass of sticky tar behind them that Elorex had veered to miss, now covered with coins and notes. Taking the initiative (as she should do really, being a superhero), she crawls around on the floor, obviously looking for something*

AHA! *Holds up small case which was conveniently hidden under a stash of cash.*
They always have one of these!
*She opens the case, at the same time pushing the money onto the road behind. She draws out a small pistol.*

*Grinning, IE takes the gun and using fancy moves that no one (not even continuity) knew she could do, climbs around the vehicle and, clinging onto another door, at the front this time, (this seems to be becoming a habit) holds the gun levelly towards the three villans.*

I would strongly recommend you pull this vehicle over!
I'm not afraid to use this.

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*Elorex, 2 and 3 turn to face IE. Only 2, however, has a superior looking smile on his face. He also has an uncanny to Sir Ian McKellan*

No 2: No, my dear Miss Endeavour... I'm sure you're not afraid to use it... however... you are afraid... OF... it... *his eyes start to swirl hypnotically as he gazes into hers. Her eyes grow heavy and her will begins to weaken* Thats it... now... when you awake... you will fear the gun... and all other weapons until I say otherwise.. understood

Insane Endeavour: Yes...

No 2: Good... 1...2....3... wake up! *IE jumps, looks about dazedly, then at the gun in her hand... screams and drops it, 2 laughs maniacally* BWAHAHAAA! No one can resist the power of MEZMERO!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

[HP}=~~

[Mewtwo lands on the hood of the van, which screeches to a halt]

[Mewtwo] }Watch me.{

*the three villains look up*

No 3: What wasss that?

Elorex: Its a Mewtwo...*pulls out a herodex*

*snide, british-butleresque voice* Mewtwo (and wife, Vekura)are particularly annoying as hero's go because they're pokemon with pokemon psychic powers... this can make them incredibly hard to defeat. However, they do have one weakness... They don't like cheese... thats the best I can do, I'm afraid

No 2: This may take some time...

[HP}=~~

[They continue dueling]

[Since Y4K and Y4C have no one to battle against, they duel each other]

*Affy, meanwhile, has used his trenchcoat to climb out of the tree. He then saw everything that happened to IE, and how Mewtwo landed on the roof of the truck. Affy swoops down low, after putting on a mindshield to protect from Mezmero. He lands on the truck's front, effectively blocking the view of the upcoming road*

Hey, guys. Now, would you mind *TELLING ME WHATEVER YOUR NAMES ARE?????????* Maybe then I'll consider getting out of your way. But until then,...

*Pulls out some crazy glue and glues himself into the view of the windshield. He also pulls out his sword and snowzar*

I can also use these if I need to. Care to talk peacefully now? Mewtwo and I won't mind using our specific abilities against you if you fail to comply.

*sea is watching affy glue himself to the van, laughing hysterically*

[evillene] wait. let me get this straight. the superheroes want them stopped. so doesn't that make them our allies?

[sea] but they imprisoned us in the bank.

[evillene] they imprisoned the superheroes too.

[sea] i don't know what to do!!!!!

*A wolf lopes along beside the truck, barking at the tires*

[YK trades himself with Y4K and sneaks up behind GL]

[YK] [Homer Simpson impersonaion] Woof! Woof!