A Conversation for Atross City Welcomes Careful Drivers...
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Oct 28, 2000
[Y2K switches himself with Y4K and goes over to Sea and Evillene]
[Y2K] Hi. We'd like some help.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Oct 28, 2000
[sea] sure! what's the plan?
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Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) Posted Oct 28, 2000
[The Mewtwos teleport home, with the MewOne Twins.]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 28, 2000
[YK shoves Y4K into Y2C. Y2C spins around and dodges to avoid a) cutting Y4K in half and b) Mackenzie's lightsaber. He loses balance completely and collides with Y3K. This continues until all the clones except Y2K and Y4C are in a heap]
[YK] There's a success.
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Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Oct 28, 2000
[Y4C] Zark you!
[Y2K] Well, Sea, we need to defleat these Good Guys by a landslide. Think you and Evillene are up to the task?
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Hopelessly Paranoid Posted Oct 29, 2000
*The three Ex-EG's have never been confronted by a Xenomorph before*
Elorex: Oh, I've never encountered a Xenomorph before...
Mezmero: Rather dissappointing, isn't it?
Elorex: Yes, the slavering was rather laboured... I think *burst of purple energy blows open the door to the basement*
No 3: But how did it get in...
Elorex: Who cares... its standing under the comedy 10 ton weight... lets get OUT of here!
*Mezmero taps on a bright pink brick three times then shuffles his feet awkwardly, the wall to which the three Ex-EG's had back spins around counspicuously, taking the bad guys with it, faint conversation echos from behind the wall*
Elorex: Bravo... that was a good move..
Mezmero: What was?
Elorex: The secret passageway thing...
Mezmero: I didn't know there WAS a secret passageway...
No 3: Would I be right in ssssaying... 'oh dear'?
Elorex: Yes... yes you would...
[HP}=~~
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 29, 2000
*UH picks himself up from the wreckage of his jetpack. He straigtens his bow tie (or noed-papillon, as they say in France). He looks round. He peers into an alley way, just as three shady figures exit via a grubby window. Remembering how Mezmero has irritated so many of his chums by altering their brainwave patterns, he smiles, safe in the knowledge that because he has an adamantite skeleton and hence an adamantite skull, he cannot be affected. The pysichcic (?) powers are disrupted by the metal, you see. He unsheaths his adamantite claws and runs at them, inhumanly fast*
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Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Oct 29, 2000
It's spelt psychic.
[Y2K] Get 'em!
[He, the clones, Evillene, and Sea rush toward YK and his good guys]
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 29, 2000
[YC] All of 'em!?
[YK] CASTOR AND POLLUX BLOW ME TO BERMUDA!!
[YK is suddenly launched into the air like a rocket. He continues like this in the direction of Earth, and presumably Bermuda]
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Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* Posted Oct 29, 2000
Giguschild neatly sidesteps the weight which falls to the floor with a *clung*, seriously damaging the floor. He leaps sideways into a small, previously unnoticed hole in order to carry out a cunning, cunning plan...
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 29, 2000
[YC] Oh great.
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soeasilyamused, or sea Posted Oct 29, 2000
*sea enjoys being able to use her lightsaber again*
*evillene uses her samurai sword in lieu of a lightsaber*
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Oct 31, 2000
[Y2K] Bwahahahahaha! In lieu of YK, you guys are sitting ducks!
[Y3C] Kvack! Kvack!
[Y2K] Shut up!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Oct 31, 2000
Bring it owwwwn. Punks.
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Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Oct 31, 2000
[Y2K] Eat my shorts!
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Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Oct 31, 2000
[YK] Okaaaaaaaay! Castor and Pollux blow me FROM Bermuda! [goes off like a rocket]
[YK lands on Y2K's head]
[YK] Go stick your head in a pig!
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Uncle Heavy [sic] Posted Nov 1, 2000
*Confused*
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C Posted Nov 1, 2000
YK shouted for Castor and Pollux to blow him to Bermuda. They would seem to have heard him, as well to have split two infinitives, 
so even though he probably just meant it as a polite expletive (if you'll pardon the contradiction in terms), Castor and Pollux blew him to Bermuda. Then, on Bermuda, he shouted for Castor and Pollux to blow him /from/ Bermuda. They obliged, and YK landed in Atross City: specifically, on top of his clone, Y2K.
[Y2K] Ow! D'oh! Must you always ruin me-sa plans!?!?
On the mean streets of Atross City, no one can hear you belch....
Dizzy H. Muffin Posted Nov 1, 2000
[YK] I speck. [kicks Y2K in the shin]
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Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) Posted Nov 1, 2000
*Cough, cough...aherm, herm...* Actually, neither "Blow me to bermuda!" or "...to blow him to Bermuda" are split infinitives :[ ... Oh well, I expect that isn't what you were talking about anyway in which case I, the infamous beardy continuity guy, have made a fool of myself :[
Meanwhile, Giguschild is in the process of travelling through a very small place, in order to carry out his cunning, cunning plan...
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- 201: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Oct 28, 2000)
- 202: soeasilyamused, or sea (Oct 28, 2000)
- 203: Mewtwo and Vekura (Pokémon League: A285905. Be a superhero: A380396) (Oct 28, 2000)
- 204: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 28, 2000)
- 205: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Oct 28, 2000)
- 206: Hopelessly Paranoid (Oct 29, 2000)
- 207: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 29, 2000)
- 208: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Oct 29, 2000)
- 209: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 29, 2000)
- 210: Giguschild/Death Avocado. Motto:*Fac ut gaudeam* (Oct 29, 2000)
- 211: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 29, 2000)
- 212: soeasilyamused, or sea (Oct 29, 2000)
- 213: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Oct 31, 2000)
- 214: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Oct 31, 2000)
- 215: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Oct 31, 2000)
- 216: Dizzy H. Muffin (Oct 31, 2000)
- 217: Uncle Heavy [sic] (Nov 1, 2000)
- 218: Six clones: Y2K, Y3K, Y4K, Y2C, Y3C, and Y4C (Nov 1, 2000)
- 219: Dizzy H. Muffin (Nov 1, 2000)
- 220: Giguschild - Xenomorph(Muse of Honourable Death...and Mu.) (Nov 1, 2000)
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