h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I only have to be a bartender, if you want to talk about my view of reality, than maybe we should get Mina into this, I'm sure she has some nice thinks to say about me.

I think I should keep quiet.

that's prob. best for all of us

I could help exercise Nimrod - elves get along with all animals...

Thank you, Titania. The offer is much appreciated. I'm sure Nimrod will be pleased to be exercised by a Royal Personage.

BTW Do you live at the bottom of someone's garden or have you taken an official residence in the village?

Cottage no. 3 - Bluebells

Close to the Church Meadow - because I love to dance barefoot on a
meadow glistening with dew, in the break between night and morning...

And I'm sure Nimrod would appreciate the meadow too...

Dr John, would you say Nimrod looks like:

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or something completely different?

And where do you keep him?

...or maybe Nimrod looks like this:

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or

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Sorry, Titania, I left a reply at your cottage but for the sake of informing the other village residents, Nimrod is an old, black Hunter and he lives in the meadow behind my cottage - or in his own stable if it's cold.

Dr J

Hi, is the occupation of fireman free? They put out fires you know. Very useful.

Hi Purple, this is a good idea - every place like this should have a fireman and maybe also a place to store a beautiful, but quite small, red firecar (not sure if this is the right name in English)

Yes, Purple, that position is open. Do you have any references or experience? Also, will you supply your own uniform and fire truck?

We caa always paint a Beetle fire truck red, if that solves the problem. And for the uniform you can just use some old medals, nobodu would now the difference.

BTW: sorry to intrude like this.

Purple my name is Arutha, just another idiot on these forums here and there.

*Was busy shuffling papers about, so did not hear any of the above*

I have absolutely no experience, but that doesn't matter, does it?

Actually, no! You are hired as our new Fire Chief, then! Congratulations!

OK, can I get the house I requested then, and where will you put the fire-station?

Please apply to the Estate Council for the house you'd like. Could you live above the fire station, or do you want a seperate dwelling? Anyway you'd like it!!

Ok. since I was just told that I need to hold down a job...

I was wondering? Does the village have a neiborhood watch? I haven't read the backlog. I would like to head up the neibhorhood watch.